Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In February
a_songfor_xxand I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Wednesday I pulled
maxsterism's hair (-5 points). In May I gave
quinnquinna wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1044 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
shoji_tokairin