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Eternal Twitter Hijinks:
shoiryu: you guys if all your lives depended on me being able to neatly paint the nails on my left hand you would all die
graymary: omg woohyun looks like what happened if yesung's head got stuck in a door.
niav: oh fuck taemin still looks like mia farrow in rosemary's baby
haldir: merry-go-round of escalating pain is my favourite song from snsd's death metal album
shoiryu: Our Lord Jaejoong spoke of these times to the disciples, it is true.
shoiryu: Once, Our Lord turned to Disciple Junsu the Indignant, who is Made of Ham, and He spake thus:
shoiryu: "It is true, Junsu, that one day, when I am gone from SM, people will come to curse my name throughout these hallowed halls."
shoiryu: Junsu the Indignant replied, "My Lord, what is this 'your name' shit? There are four other people in this band!"
shoiryu: Our Lord thought wisely for a moment, and Oh! Did His mighty brow furrow.
shoiryu: At last, He replied thusly:
shoiryu: "What, there's Me, Yoochun, the Doughy, Our Changminnie, the Strong, and Saint Yunho's Holy Testicles of Light... Who are you, exactly?"
shoiryu: And Junsu did squawk with Indignation, and Our Lord Jaejoong did laugh,
shoiryu: and then trail off, saying thoughtfully, "Hmmm... Saint Yunho's testicles."
shoiryu: And such lessons that were learned this day, my Children! Our Lord Jaejoong's way is alight with such wonders.
graymary: god is the meanest dumbledore
haldir: i feel like U-KNOW GOES TO ATLANTA would be an interesting kids' book
(lots of metal gear lately we made rachel play it, too.)
miduhyo: you are a bad spy omg
miduhyo: this game is about boobs!!
miduhyo: well this game went in an unexpected direction
miduhyo: i feel like the dipshit who keeps throwing grenades is ruining what should be a fair fight between gentlemen
miduhyo: i got angry bc in a cave
graymary: "the genes that made Big Boss the most successful soldier in the 20th century" "LUCK AND DRUNK"
graymary: "geniuses with an IQ of 180" = "still don't know whose footprints are these"
miduhyo: really snake you're like sneaking around in your underpants
miduhyo: this is kinda how i have sex too we run around each other in circles for awhile then i usually incapacitate them and karate chop their chest
fireholly: when i was at gamescom, some had a battered box too small for their Snake to fit in and they were all forcing him into it chanting 'box'
fireholly: Could not have been more irritating if they had been all spitting into it to farm genetic material for curing the Genomes of their mutations
shoiryu: i hold dominion over the prime vagina.
niav: well obi-wan you can't get mad because i said from my point of view it's just my OPINION
fireholly: "WHAT ARE YOUR JOB CREDENTIALS" "Well, I have a really go-getting personality, and I have a sentient tattoo of a machete."
niav: well i dreamed i was at school with sungjong and it was like sharing a class with a more violent hermione granger ;\
haldir: well i think if we ever DID want to shut down korea forever shinee would be a valid reason to do that
miduhyo: and i think chandler oppa would agree.
miduhyo: could they BE any more boring
haldir: ring DING dong.
niav: as a lady i vomit when i see other vaginas and only like dicks piled on top of each other like a game of jenga
shoiryu: HANKYUNG OPPA WHY ARE YOU SO OPPOSED TO FRIENDSHIP IS IT BECAUSE I SHOWED YOU MY VAGINA THAT ONE TIME AND TOLD YOU SIWON OPPA WAS LOST IN IT
"Hangeng": NO, TIFFANY, I TOLD YOU, I APPRECIATED THAT. WE ALL DID, IT HAD BEEN WEEKS OF SEARCHING AND TEARS.
haldir: lol suddenly remembered when suju were recording and ryeowook made a sad little tweet about how every song seemed the same
haldir: now we understand you, ryeowook. now we understand everything.
(then we all wrote fanfiction about us.)
niav: linnie tasted like the past and the future, like stars from galaxies not yet discovered and birthday cake. "YOU TASTE WEIRD" said rachel.
graymary: when shoi wakes up, she thinks two things: where are my pants and what happened to my soul.
graymary: when emma wakes up, she thinks only one thing: sausage.
niav: "i wish" says linnie as she stares at clouds shaped like people she'll never know. somewhere a dove falls asleep. "TAEYEON" says rachel
miduhyo: sometimes shoi and rachel are like this, just side by side, a picture of thunder and lightning and other things felt, not seen.
graymary: linnie storm and fury; a scottish sort of stereotype, but not at all. her Nintendo stylus held, she waits; waits to commit pokemon "SCRATCH"
miduhyo: rachel thinks emma is like a song, one that she can't sing, not yet. "you hurt my throat," she tells her and she thinks emma gets it.
graymary: where rachel comes from does not matter; whether her roots are scones or baguettes means little. what she knows is that she loves pringles.
graymary: pringles... and linnie.
shoiryu: Trash Cat thinks Linnie is like food dish, food dish, food dish, food dish, food dish, food dish, food dish, food dish.
shoiryu: you guys if all your lives depended on me being able to neatly paint the nails on my left hand you would all die
graymary: omg woohyun looks like what happened if yesung's head got stuck in a door.
niav: oh fuck taemin still looks like mia farrow in rosemary's baby
haldir: merry-go-round of escalating pain is my favourite song from snsd's death metal album
shoiryu: Our Lord Jaejoong spoke of these times to the disciples, it is true.
shoiryu: Once, Our Lord turned to Disciple Junsu the Indignant, who is Made of Ham, and He spake thus:
shoiryu: "It is true, Junsu, that one day, when I am gone from SM, people will come to curse my name throughout these hallowed halls."
shoiryu: Junsu the Indignant replied, "My Lord, what is this 'your name' shit? There are four other people in this band!"
shoiryu: Our Lord thought wisely for a moment, and Oh! Did His mighty brow furrow.
shoiryu: At last, He replied thusly:
shoiryu: "What, there's Me, Yoochun, the Doughy, Our Changminnie, the Strong, and Saint Yunho's Holy Testicles of Light... Who are you, exactly?"
shoiryu: And Junsu did squawk with Indignation, and Our Lord Jaejoong did laugh,
shoiryu: and then trail off, saying thoughtfully, "Hmmm... Saint Yunho's testicles."
shoiryu: And such lessons that were learned this day, my Children! Our Lord Jaejoong's way is alight with such wonders.
graymary: god is the meanest dumbledore
haldir: i feel like U-KNOW GOES TO ATLANTA would be an interesting kids' book
(lots of metal gear lately we made rachel play it, too.)
miduhyo: you are a bad spy omg
miduhyo: this game is about boobs!!
miduhyo: well this game went in an unexpected direction
miduhyo: i feel like the dipshit who keeps throwing grenades is ruining what should be a fair fight between gentlemen
miduhyo: i got angry bc in a cave
graymary: "the genes that made Big Boss the most successful soldier in the 20th century" "LUCK AND DRUNK"
graymary: "geniuses with an IQ of 180" = "still don't know whose footprints are these"
miduhyo: really snake you're like sneaking around in your underpants
miduhyo: this is kinda how i have sex too we run around each other in circles for awhile then i usually incapacitate them and karate chop their chest
fireholly: when i was at gamescom, some had a battered box too small for their Snake to fit in and they were all forcing him into it chanting 'box'
fireholly: Could not have been more irritating if they had been all spitting into it to farm genetic material for curing the Genomes of their mutations
shoiryu: i hold dominion over the prime vagina.
niav: well obi-wan you can't get mad because i said from my point of view it's just my OPINION
fireholly: "WHAT ARE YOUR JOB CREDENTIALS" "Well, I have a really go-getting personality, and I have a sentient tattoo of a machete."
niav: well i dreamed i was at school with sungjong and it was like sharing a class with a more violent hermione granger ;\
haldir: well i think if we ever DID want to shut down korea forever shinee would be a valid reason to do that
miduhyo: and i think chandler oppa would agree.
miduhyo: could they BE any more boring
haldir: ring DING dong.
niav: as a lady i vomit when i see other vaginas and only like dicks piled on top of each other like a game of jenga
shoiryu: HANKYUNG OPPA WHY ARE YOU SO OPPOSED TO FRIENDSHIP IS IT BECAUSE I SHOWED YOU MY VAGINA THAT ONE TIME AND TOLD YOU SIWON OPPA WAS LOST IN IT
"Hangeng": NO, TIFFANY, I TOLD YOU, I APPRECIATED THAT. WE ALL DID, IT HAD BEEN WEEKS OF SEARCHING AND TEARS.
haldir: lol suddenly remembered when suju were recording and ryeowook made a sad little tweet about how every song seemed the same
haldir: now we understand you, ryeowook. now we understand everything.
(then we all wrote fanfiction about us.)
niav: linnie tasted like the past and the future, like stars from galaxies not yet discovered and birthday cake. "YOU TASTE WEIRD" said rachel.
graymary: when shoi wakes up, she thinks two things: where are my pants and what happened to my soul.
graymary: when emma wakes up, she thinks only one thing: sausage.
niav: "i wish" says linnie as she stares at clouds shaped like people she'll never know. somewhere a dove falls asleep. "TAEYEON" says rachel
miduhyo: sometimes shoi and rachel are like this, just side by side, a picture of thunder and lightning and other things felt, not seen.
graymary: linnie storm and fury; a scottish sort of stereotype, but not at all. her Nintendo stylus held, she waits; waits to commit pokemon "SCRATCH"
miduhyo: rachel thinks emma is like a song, one that she can't sing, not yet. "you hurt my throat," she tells her and she thinks emma gets it.
graymary: where rachel comes from does not matter; whether her roots are scones or baguettes means little. what she knows is that she loves pringles.
graymary: pringles... and linnie.
shoiryu: Trash Cat thinks Linnie is like food dish, food dish, food dish, food dish, food dish, food dish, food dish, food dish.