i want to take the ears off, but i can't :(
I'm still alive, Christmas was great, I got a bunch of AWESOME STUFF, school starts on the 5th, and I think my financial aid has been awarded? Way earlier than I thought it would? I have to call them tomorrow and ask when I'm not coughing uncontrollably from whatever the hell my cousins gave me over the holiday.
Family Highlights, my grandmother's wisdom edition:
"I did something I never do, and I looked up your silly thing that I don't understand!" on the topic of my LJ.
On how she would be inefficient at suicide: "Because look what I did to my car beeper."
On the tv scrolling trivia about how holly berries are poisonous: "well that won't work because the only people who'd do that can't read."
On getting a Kindle: "I'm so glad I'm not long for this world."
On drinking: "I'm not even tipsy yet but I'll tell you when I'm wasted!"
On getting a scarf: "It's so nice and it covers a multitude of sins."
Family Highlights, my grandmother's wisdom edition:
"I did something I never do, and I looked up your silly thing that I don't understand!" on the topic of my LJ.
On how she would be inefficient at suicide: "Because look what I did to my car beeper."
On the tv scrolling trivia about how holly berries are poisonous: "well that won't work because the only people who'd do that can't read."
On getting a Kindle: "I'm so glad I'm not long for this world."
On drinking: "I'm not even tipsy yet but I'll tell you when I'm wasted!"
On getting a scarf: "It's so nice and it covers a multitude of sins."