I'm going to slit your throat with the postcard I got.
Well, well, well, I freaking got another one of those lovely cards from Target in the mail today.
Here’s the words that were printed upon it with their corporate ink of hate:
Thank you for your recent interest in employment at Target’s Import Warehouse!
We realize that positions in our Distribution Center are desirable and we are often overwhelmed by the number if highly qualified candidates seeking employment with Target.
However, based on the results of your recent interview, we have made the decision to continue our search for other candidates whose background, skills and abilities more closely match the positions we have available.
Thank you for you time and effort spent applying at Target.
Good luck to you in your employment endeavors.
Below is the translation of what was really said:
Screw you for your recent interest in employment at Target’s Import Warehouse!
We realize that positions in our Distribution Center are desirable and we are often overwhelmed by the number if highly qualified candidates seeking employment with Target, and you not one of them, you dumb sod.
Therefore, based on the results of your recent interview, we have made the decision to continue our search for other candidates whose background, skills and abilities more closely match the positions we have available, so you can sit and spin alone in corner somewhere.
Again, a big screw you to you for wasting our time by applying at Target.
Good luck to you in your employment endeavors and we hope you die of AIDS.
Well, same to all you rich jerks with your $13 an hour, bugger off.
The fat ugly lady that interviewed me can burn Hell and be raped by Satan 24/7 for all I care. Screw you all.
I’m going too stuck at Jack in the Box forever. Life is pointless.
You have angered Chibi Rei. May death befall you, you baka.
- David Brian Jones
Here’s the words that were printed upon it with their corporate ink of hate:
Thank you for your recent interest in employment at Target’s Import Warehouse!
We realize that positions in our Distribution Center are desirable and we are often overwhelmed by the number if highly qualified candidates seeking employment with Target.
However, based on the results of your recent interview, we have made the decision to continue our search for other candidates whose background, skills and abilities more closely match the positions we have available.
Thank you for you time and effort spent applying at Target.
Good luck to you in your employment endeavors.
Below is the translation of what was really said:
Screw you for your recent interest in employment at Target’s Import Warehouse!
We realize that positions in our Distribution Center are desirable and we are often overwhelmed by the number if highly qualified candidates seeking employment with Target, and you not one of them, you dumb sod.
Therefore, based on the results of your recent interview, we have made the decision to continue our search for other candidates whose background, skills and abilities more closely match the positions we have available, so you can sit and spin alone in corner somewhere.
Again, a big screw you to you for wasting our time by applying at Target.
Good luck to you in your employment endeavors and we hope you die of AIDS.
Well, same to all you rich jerks with your $13 an hour, bugger off.
The fat ugly lady that interviewed me can burn Hell and be raped by Satan 24/7 for all I care. Screw you all.
I’m going too stuck at Jack in the Box forever. Life is pointless.
You have angered Chibi Rei. May death befall you, you baka.
- David Brian Jones