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[shogi]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I put money in girlwithagun's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I helped lov3meharder see the light (8 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, faefyyre (-5000 points). Last Thursday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5684 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
Shogi

Why am I the evil one?

and Moldy Sandwiches are good, chock full of penicillin :D