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[shoewhore]

My body is seriously so over my bullshit, it's not even funny

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[hackthis]

Of course, what I really want to do is pick up the phone and say, "Excuse me you worthless fucking piece of cock sucking shit... Are you just stupid, or did your momma drop you on your huge fucking head repeatedly until you stopped crying?" but I suspect that would go over about as well as giving Mother Theresa the double finger.

Yet another reason I heart you madly.

[shoewhore]

Seriously, yo. Why do they let dumb mother fuckers like that even continue to live?

It makes me realize why the rest of the world thinks all Americans are brainfucked idiots.

[hackthis]

It makes me realize why the rest of the world thinks all Americans are brainfucked idiots.

Oh, dude, let's not even go there unless it's 420 and we have a six-pack.

[shoewhore]

Don't forget the Oreos! ;)

[hackthis]

Is the Mac & Cheese ready yet?

[shoewhore]

Hahahahaha!! I had forgotten about the Mac & Cheese!

Z: Is it ready yet?!
A: I just put the water on to boil!

30 seconds later...

Z: Is it that shit ready yet?
A: Still not boiling!

30 seconds later...

Z: How about now?!
A: The water isn't even tepid yet, dude! It's taking FOREVER!!!

*snicker*

[hackthis]

Dude, it took FOREVER! *snicker*

[shoewhore]

I know, but when it was done it was the best Mac & Cheese EVER!!!

(Or, so our 420 partaking asses thought at the time, anyway!)