Only me
Soo you know in those bad pornos where the housewife opens the door to the pizza man with nothing but a towel. yeah i didn't think things like that could happpen in real life... Until today, so i was hungry but i didn't want to go out to get food, so i order food and the guy told me it would take 45 minutes. i spend 20 minutes talkin with mike and then i try to take a shower, please tell me while i'm takin my shower do i hear knocks. I'm in the middle of washing my hair when I 'm thinking" please don't let that be the delivery guy" so i turn off the shower. the knocks continue, i rush down the stairs in my towel which i've haphazardly put on. and yes it's the delivery guy at the door, laughing his ass off cuase i'm all wet and in nothing but a towel. he says "well that would explain why you didn't hear me knocking for a while, and i in turn say pretty awkwardly "yeah..." i get my food and close the door with some of my dignity still intact. who knew that those types of scenarios are acutually real...