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I'm only filling this out because Toby did it and I like to copy every thing he does as often as I am able. You know you do too. We all strive to be like Toby. So read on...
Life:
.:. High School: L.D. Bell High School
.:. Junior High: Central Junior High.
.:. Elementary: Stonegate Elementary.
.:. Favorite Soda: Dr Pepper (notice no period after the "Dr" - that's the official way. Yes, I know these things.)
.:. Favorite fruit: Strawberries (all though they oddly enough don't taste anything like straw)
.:. Favorite weather: Windy
Do You:
.:. Like someone: I like lots of people. Did you really think I could get along in life hating everyone? I'm not in a sorority, I like plenty of people. And I don't even have to pay them to like me back either.
.:. Want more piercings: More? Have piercings become so universal now that it's assumed that everyone has at least one? Well, that's just ridiculous. I've never understood the weird obsession with punching holes all over your body. If you're all so keen on mutilating yourselves while don't you just slice off a finger and get it over with. At least then you'd realize how ridiculous it all is.
.:. Want a tattoo: I barely like my clothes long enough to keep them on for an hour, much less insert ink into the depths of my skin for the rest of my life. Tatoos are for boring people.
Last:
.:. Person talked to in person?: Toby (he won't leave me alone)
.:. Person texted on the phone?: I'm not allowed to text because my name's not Ryan and I'm not my father's favorite (Mum loves me the most though, so HA!). I guess not being Republican does have its setbacks ( and here I thought it was the only intelligent thing to do).
.:. Person IMed on-line?: Sabrina (I forgot to call her - I wasn't out BOOZING! Not then anyway...)
.:. Movie watched: Man of the Year (It's a faux comedy - it's half drama/suspense and half comedy. What's with that? I'm an AMERICAN. I don't go to the movies to think, I go to be entertained. Am I right, or am I right?)
.:. Last Movie Saw in the movie theater: Uh yeah, I saw Man of the Year in the theater so I'll just go with "same"
.:. Blue or red? Blue - it's the best color by far (speaking of which, why does blue get the bad reputation of being associated with depression a la LeAnn Rimes song "Blue." Has anyone ever actually turned BLUE when they're sad? When they're cold or bruised maybe, but sad? Blue needs to be vindicated!)
.:. Spring or Fall?: Spring aka the season of "gettin' it on" because nature says so
Random stuff:
.:. Do you speak a different language?: A different language? Psht, girl, I speak THREE. Well, that's if you count GRE English. Seriously, has anyone looked that those English 'words' that they expect you to know? Those words need to not exist anymore. We need more words like "bootylicious" - stuff that everybody understands.
.:. How old do you act?: Old enough to not be stupid enough to admit my age! Oh wait, I'm 21...that a good thing. Well then, I act the age of someone who's finally allowed to (legally) enjoy the nectar of the gods (sorry, Jesus, I'm kidding).
.:. Do you have any pets?: One "dog," Satan (we used to call him Lucky until he peed on me, now he's just Satan - or Sade or Sadin - he's not escaped the nickname game).
.:. Mood?: No, I'm not in the mood. I think this question is highly inappropriate. I don't even know you, weird survey maker. At least by me a drink before you ask me such things. Speaking of which, what's with all the questions? Who are you...the cops? Back off, she was of age or at least that's what my lawyer has advised me to say.
The 4 W's Questions
Who is in the room with you?: My roommate, Brandon. Let's not go there.
Who gets on your nerves the most from school: Umm, let's just say she's the craziest person I've ever met who deserves a one-way ticket to Brat Camp. I'd beat her silly, but apparently it's un-Christian. Shucks.
What was the last thing you ate?: Strawberry Sour Straws
What was the last thing you drank?: a Rock Star (I wanted to try it - I don't like Rock music any more than I did before - but I can sing better. I might be hooked).
What color pants are you wearing?: Another sex question? Lord, don't make me call the cops! If you must know they're blue jeans. So blue.
What is the closest item near you that is blue?: Umm, my bed sheets. Are you WATCHING ME?
What are you wearing on your feet?: Nothing, I take my sandals off once I walk in the door. Shoes are lame.
What instant messaging service do you use?: Aim via ichat (which has video - sweet) and adium (which looks cooler)
What do you wear more, jeans or shorts?: jeans - they go with everything and are comfy.
Where do you sleep?: Okay, now you've gone to far. You ask about my pants and now my BED? Let me just make it clear that I'm not interested. Anyway, I sleep in a bed for god's sake. Where would you expect me to sleep? A manger?
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?: from Kohl's - oh how I hate that store.
Where did you last take a car ride to?: the MOVIES in Calabasas
__Which is Better With The Preferred Sex___
067. Cute or Sexy: Cute (Sexy can be gross and inappropriate, but cute is always nice)
068. Lips or Eyes: Eyes.
069. Hugs or Kisses: Hugs
070. Short or Tall: Tall, short people hurt my neck. Plus I always have to be careful not to step on them.
071. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing, because who says they can't be serious when need be?
072. Romantic or Spontaneous: Romantic, spontaneous people make me nervous.
073. Muscular or Skinny: Muscular, I don't DO anorexic. Literally and figuratively.
074. Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive. I'm the loud one and they need to be able to sense that.
075. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship. Hook ups are for people who don't like themselves. And I think I'm awesome. Wanna hook-up?
076. Sweet or Caring: I feel like when referring to a person, these words are synonyms. Therefore, I refuse to answer because there's no need to chose.
077. Trouble Maker or Hesitant: Who cares? This question's dumb.
___Have You Ever___
078. Kissed a Stranger: Not that I remember, so you never know. ;)
079. Drank Bubbles?: Whoever wrote this survey is dumb.
080. Lost glasses/contacts: Again with the dumb. Would it kill you to ask something interesting?
081. Ran Away From Home: Yes, if you lived with my father you'd have done it too. I wasn't gone longer than a few hours though, I made my point. Actually, I don't even think they noticed I was gone. It's a good thing I turned out as well as I did, sometimes I wonder how that happened.
082. Got an X-ray: Yes, this is the 21st century.
083. Broken Someones Heart: No, all of their hearts still pump blood. Thank God those things don't break easily!
084. Cried When Someone Died: Yes, I'm not heartless.
085. Cried At School: No, crying in front of people isn't cool.
086. Cheated on Anyone: No, cheating's dumb.
087. Been Cheated On: No, I'd kill a bitch.
_Do You Believe In___
089. Miracles: Yes.
090. Love At First Sight: No, love takes time.
091. Ghosts: Oh sure, let's keep it interesting. I'd still believe in Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny if those bitches still had any interesting parts in stories.
092. Aliens: No, people are crazy. Although I don't consider it impossible.
093. Magic: Magic, no. Harry Potter, yes.
094. Heaven: Yes.
095. Hell: Yes.
096. Kissing on The First Date: A peck? Sure. Making out? Not unless you're cool with shouting from the roof tops how easy you are.
097. Horoscopes: They're hilariously entertaining, that's all. Like all the people that are born in a certain time during the year could have the same future.
___Answer Truthfully___
098. Is There Someone You Want?: Want to what? Clean my room? Sure. Rewrite this survey for the sake of all that is good and funny? My GOD, YES
Life:
.:. High School: L.D. Bell High School
.:. Junior High: Central Junior High.
.:. Elementary: Stonegate Elementary.
.:. Favorite Soda: Dr Pepper (notice no period after the "Dr" - that's the official way. Yes, I know these things.)
.:. Favorite fruit: Strawberries (all though they oddly enough don't taste anything like straw)
.:. Favorite weather: Windy
Do You:
.:. Like someone: I like lots of people. Did you really think I could get along in life hating everyone? I'm not in a sorority, I like plenty of people. And I don't even have to pay them to like me back either.
.:. Want more piercings: More? Have piercings become so universal now that it's assumed that everyone has at least one? Well, that's just ridiculous. I've never understood the weird obsession with punching holes all over your body. If you're all so keen on mutilating yourselves while don't you just slice off a finger and get it over with. At least then you'd realize how ridiculous it all is.
.:. Want a tattoo: I barely like my clothes long enough to keep them on for an hour, much less insert ink into the depths of my skin for the rest of my life. Tatoos are for boring people.
Last:
.:. Person talked to in person?: Toby (he won't leave me alone)
.:. Person texted on the phone?: I'm not allowed to text because my name's not Ryan and I'm not my father's favorite (Mum loves me the most though, so HA!). I guess not being Republican does have its setbacks ( and here I thought it was the only intelligent thing to do).
.:. Person IMed on-line?: Sabrina (I forgot to call her - I wasn't out BOOZING! Not then anyway...)
.:. Movie watched: Man of the Year (It's a faux comedy - it's half drama/suspense and half comedy. What's with that? I'm an AMERICAN. I don't go to the movies to think, I go to be entertained. Am I right, or am I right?)
.:. Last Movie Saw in the movie theater: Uh yeah, I saw Man of the Year in the theater so I'll just go with "same"
.:. Blue or red? Blue - it's the best color by far (speaking of which, why does blue get the bad reputation of being associated with depression a la LeAnn Rimes song "Blue." Has anyone ever actually turned BLUE when they're sad? When they're cold or bruised maybe, but sad? Blue needs to be vindicated!)
.:. Spring or Fall?: Spring aka the season of "gettin' it on" because nature says so
Random stuff:
.:. Do you speak a different language?: A different language? Psht, girl, I speak THREE. Well, that's if you count GRE English. Seriously, has anyone looked that those English 'words' that they expect you to know? Those words need to not exist anymore. We need more words like "bootylicious" - stuff that everybody understands.
.:. How old do you act?: Old enough to not be stupid enough to admit my age! Oh wait, I'm 21...that a good thing. Well then, I act the age of someone who's finally allowed to (legally) enjoy the nectar of the gods (sorry, Jesus, I'm kidding).
.:. Do you have any pets?: One "dog," Satan (we used to call him Lucky until he peed on me, now he's just Satan - or Sade or Sadin - he's not escaped the nickname game).
.:. Mood?: No, I'm not in the mood. I think this question is highly inappropriate. I don't even know you, weird survey maker. At least by me a drink before you ask me such things. Speaking of which, what's with all the questions? Who are you...the cops? Back off, she was of age or at least that's what my lawyer has advised me to say.
The 4 W's Questions
Who is in the room with you?: My roommate, Brandon. Let's not go there.
Who gets on your nerves the most from school: Umm, let's just say she's the craziest person I've ever met who deserves a one-way ticket to Brat Camp. I'd beat her silly, but apparently it's un-Christian. Shucks.
What was the last thing you ate?: Strawberry Sour Straws
What was the last thing you drank?: a Rock Star (I wanted to try it - I don't like Rock music any more than I did before - but I can sing better. I might be hooked).
What color pants are you wearing?: Another sex question? Lord, don't make me call the cops! If you must know they're blue jeans. So blue.
What is the closest item near you that is blue?: Umm, my bed sheets. Are you WATCHING ME?
What are you wearing on your feet?: Nothing, I take my sandals off once I walk in the door. Shoes are lame.
What instant messaging service do you use?: Aim via ichat (which has video - sweet) and adium (which looks cooler)
What do you wear more, jeans or shorts?: jeans - they go with everything and are comfy.
Where do you sleep?: Okay, now you've gone to far. You ask about my pants and now my BED? Let me just make it clear that I'm not interested. Anyway, I sleep in a bed for god's sake. Where would you expect me to sleep? A manger?
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?: from Kohl's - oh how I hate that store.
Where did you last take a car ride to?: the MOVIES in Calabasas
__Which is Better With The Preferred Sex___
067. Cute or Sexy: Cute (Sexy can be gross and inappropriate, but cute is always nice)
068. Lips or Eyes: Eyes.
069. Hugs or Kisses: Hugs
070. Short or Tall: Tall, short people hurt my neck. Plus I always have to be careful not to step on them.
071. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing, because who says they can't be serious when need be?
072. Romantic or Spontaneous: Romantic, spontaneous people make me nervous.
073. Muscular or Skinny: Muscular, I don't DO anorexic. Literally and figuratively.
074. Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive. I'm the loud one and they need to be able to sense that.
075. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship. Hook ups are for people who don't like themselves. And I think I'm awesome. Wanna hook-up?
076. Sweet or Caring: I feel like when referring to a person, these words are synonyms. Therefore, I refuse to answer because there's no need to chose.
077. Trouble Maker or Hesitant: Who cares? This question's dumb.
___Have You Ever___
078. Kissed a Stranger: Not that I remember, so you never know. ;)
079. Drank Bubbles?: Whoever wrote this survey is dumb.
080. Lost glasses/contacts: Again with the dumb. Would it kill you to ask something interesting?
081. Ran Away From Home: Yes, if you lived with my father you'd have done it too. I wasn't gone longer than a few hours though, I made my point. Actually, I don't even think they noticed I was gone. It's a good thing I turned out as well as I did, sometimes I wonder how that happened.
082. Got an X-ray: Yes, this is the 21st century.
083. Broken Someones Heart: No, all of their hearts still pump blood. Thank God those things don't break easily!
084. Cried When Someone Died: Yes, I'm not heartless.
085. Cried At School: No, crying in front of people isn't cool.
086. Cheated on Anyone: No, cheating's dumb.
087. Been Cheated On: No, I'd kill a bitch.
_Do You Believe In___
089. Miracles: Yes.
090. Love At First Sight: No, love takes time.
091. Ghosts: Oh sure, let's keep it interesting. I'd still believe in Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny if those bitches still had any interesting parts in stories.
092. Aliens: No, people are crazy. Although I don't consider it impossible.
093. Magic: Magic, no. Harry Potter, yes.
094. Heaven: Yes.
095. Hell: Yes.
096. Kissing on The First Date: A peck? Sure. Making out? Not unless you're cool with shouting from the roof tops how easy you are.
097. Horoscopes: They're hilariously entertaining, that's all. Like all the people that are born in a certain time during the year could have the same future.
___Answer Truthfully___
098. Is There Someone You Want?: Want to what? Clean my room? Sure. Rewrite this survey for the sake of all that is good and funny? My GOD, YES