Highly Classified
Current War Report from North Ave. 902 apt A
Classfied: Class A
Operation: Final Stand
Civillian report:
Survivor rate: 0%
Death rate: 100%
Current death toll: 5 energy drinks, 7 cokes, 21 bottles of water,
Longest surviving time: 3 hours
Shortest Surviving time: 48 seconds
Most honorable death: 1 gulp
Most dishonorable death: crushed corpse/can
Expected casualty total: 6 energy drinks, 12 cokes, 25 bottles of water
Cost of war: ~30 dollars
Military action report
Starting time: Dec 8th, 0000 hours
Approximated ending time: Dec 14th 1200 hours
period one projected outcome of war: 5As
period two projected outcome of war: 3As and 2Bs
Chances of acheveing period one projected outcome: 23.3333 repeating % (?)
Chances of acheveing period two projected outcome: ~70%
energy restoring period during the war: 20hours within starting time to approximated ending time
time used consuming energy: approximately 156 hours
compare to average 8/24 hours ratio: energy using is 260%
general morale: low
general motivation: low
general resources: low
End of report