Aug 12, 2004 17:50
THE WISE OWL AND THE MIGHTY ELEPHANT
FOREWORD
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As the dust and smoke cleared there was only one question he could ask himself, Is that a shoe in my ass? There was only one answer to this question, Yes. Not knowing what happend or what to do he got up and walked awkwardly away from this scene of much embarassment. He set off on an adventure to find out what exactly happend that night. His first stop was a chinese food resturant. Walking through the door the familiar smell of fried food struck him into a euphoric state. Made him forget all about the shoe until he remembered that it was the most painfull thing he had ever felt. He walked up to the counter to order not knowing that the resturant was closed. He was immeditly shot in the face.
Brought to you by the number two. Seriously he carried it over here. I dont' knwo why but he did.
Brilliant, You wont be able to put it down, It's covered in glue. -The New York Post