Somebody shut the effin' cock up
It's not that I'm specist (is there such a word?), but the neighbor's newly acquired cock is driving me crazy. (Shit, that didn't sound quite decent. But take it in context and it's not adulterous. Context is always important.) See, I can't even write a decent entry because that stupid cock is auditorily and semantically getting in the way.
I didn't go to work today because I wanted to rest. And I should be having that peaceful siesta, were it not for that irritating crowing distrubing my sleepy afternoon silence every goddamn five minutes. Were you imported from somewhere? Are you experiencing jet lag? Because it sure as hell ain't 5 in the morning and some of us are trying to get some peace and quiet around here.
Please, just shut up.
I didn't go to work today because I wanted to rest. And I should be having that peaceful siesta, were it not for that irritating crowing distrubing my sleepy afternoon silence every goddamn five minutes. Were you imported from somewhere? Are you experiencing jet lag? Because it sure as hell ain't 5 in the morning and some of us are trying to get some peace and quiet around here.
Please, just shut up.