John Tavares/Doug Weight chatfic???
So allthespoons and I were sitting around drinking wine and watching hockey games from 2009 which somehow made me think of Doug Weight and we started IRL chat ficcing, so I then bugged just_katarin because I know my audience.
Allison: So JT and Doug Weight are sort of fucking around even though Doug Weight hates himself a little
Allison: but then he retires and is an assistant coach! and is like WE CAN'T DO THIS ANY MORE
Allison: and JT's like "WTF dude"
Allison: and PK totally knows what's up even though JT hasn't really told him and spends an entire game chirping Doug Weight while he's standing in a suit behind the bench and JT only realizes what's happening like, at the end of the 3rd period and is like GOD DAMMIT
Allison: and there's a lot of shameful fapping
Allison: and sullen looks across the locker room
Katarin: AND JT BUYING THAT HOUSE ON DOUG WEIGHT'S PROPERTY, BECAUSE DOUG WEIGHT MENTIONS HIM GETTING A PLACE OF HIS OWN AND JT DOESN'T WANT TO LEAVE
Allison: YESSSSSS
Allison: and Doug can't stop it because then people might ask WHY he's saying no when previously he thought it was a good idea
Katarin: and it's such a GOOD INFLUENCE on JT, everyone says so. He's really responsible and Doug's just rubbed off on him SO MUCH
Katarin: and Doug is just so, SO embarrssed
Katarin: because YES, he does, in fact, rub off on JT a lot
Allison: and oh god, at some point someone's like "why are you riding JT's ass so hard?" re: practice
Katarin: including those long, long months when he felt weird about going any further with JT, so they did a lot of mutual masterbation and he LITERALLY rubbed off on him
Katarin: Y E S
Allison: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Allison: why can't I just read 80K of this right now
Katarin: like, the actual set up, of JT trying to seduce him and being so, so into him and Doug Weight feeling guilty but being really into him
Katarin: and then Doug doing the transition
Katarin: and deciding to work for the Islanders
Katarin: because, yk, he was a Captain-Coach last year
Katarin: why not just be a coach?
Katarin: and thinking NOW is where he should break it off with JT
Katarin: let him move on, find someone his own age, etc.
Allison: it was one thing when they were teammates, but now Doug's officially washed up
Katarin: ugh, ENCOURAGING JT TO HANG OUT WITH PK EVEN THOUGH DOUG THINKS PK'S KIND OF A BAD INFLUENCE
Allison: and he KNOWS there was something going on there
Katarin: oh of COURSE
Allison: so maybe PK can get him drunk and take him out and...Doug nearly throws his beer bottle at a wall
Katarin: and JT loses his keys, so he's locked out
Katarin: so PK has to take him to Doug's!
Katarin: since, yk, it's on the same property as JT's place
Allison: right
Allison: and the lights are still on so he won't be waking anyone up
Allison: (I'm torn between wanting JT adn Doug to bone and PK spending the night and helping JT's drunk ass get ready for bed when doug wants to be the one to do it so he lurks awkwardly in the doorway)
Katarin: oh GOD yes
Katarin: they were drinking in Long Island and PK's like "i'm gonna pass out too"
Katarin: and he's laughing at JT and oh man
Katarin: they totes share a bed
Allison: well duh
Katarin: and PK's laughing at JT and taking care of him
Katarin: cause he's done this tons of time
Katarin: and they even wake up with their arms around each other
Allison: spooning
Katarin: oh OBVIOUSLY
Katarin: and Doug sees them and he's SURE he's making the right decision, cause obviously JT needs to spread his wings a bit
Katarin: and while he sits through the two of them being jerks at each other through breakfast, he's nodding to himself and trying not to bother him. Except, when PK leaves, JT has to hang around, waiting for the locksmith and he's watching Doug. And when he apologizes, Doug shrugs it off, so JT thinks it's cool and he actually tries to go in for a kiss but Doug like, deflects him away
Allison: OH GOD
Katarin: and JT's like "what? you said we're good" and Doug's like "for passing out, we're not… this isn't happening" and JT's all "are you STILL on that?" because he honestly thought it was just a weird mid-life crisis thing
Allison: "I'm your coach!" "Yeah, so?" JT seriously doesn't get it. "You and PK -"
Katarin: "…are just friends, since I'm with you," JT says, watching him.
Allison: "You shouldn't-" Doug tries. "We're not."
Allison: "Fuck you we're not. You don't just get to decide that."
Katarin: "Yes I do, and I've decided you're too young-"
"That's bull and you know it. Don't pretend like you care about my age when you haven't for over a year now."
Allison: "I'm 40 years old!"
Allison: "I know, I was there for your birthday, remember?"
Allison: and fuck if Doug can't help thinking of what they'd done that night.
Katarin: Now isn't the time for it but he can't think about JT fingering him open and fucking him into the mattress, whispering "Happy Birthday, old man," and biting his neck without getting just a little hard.
Katarin: JT sees, but he doesn't move in or anything. "It was fine then and it's fine now," JT says, expression set in that serious intensity has that first caught Doug's attention, the one that made him think JT was going to captain the Islanders too, one day.
Allison: "I'm still your coach -"
"You gonna cut my ice time if I won't blow you?"
Katarin: "What?" Doug asks, face stricken. "No, I wouldn't-"
"Then what's the problem?" JT asks.
Allison: "I. You," Doug grits his teeth. "You're young, you should be doing things like going out with PK and picking up someone your age."
"I don't want to pick up. I don't care if you need Viagara to get it up, for me."
Doug glares.
Katarin: "What?" JT asks. "I don't. I want you, no matter what that means. I don't care about how old you are and I wouldn't rather be doing someone else. This with us has been good, you can't pretend it hasn't."
"I remember being your age and being a star," Doug tells him, shaking his head. "I don't want you to have regrets."
"Then quit it with this pushing me away crap. Because that's something I'd regret, without question."
Allison: Doug doesn't turn his head this time when JT leans in to kiss him. (and then they make out in the kitchen before the locksmith interrupts them)
Katarin: YES!
Katarin: why doesn't this fic exist?
Allison: idk because it's everything I want in the world
Katarin: me tooooo
Katarin: especially the part where Doug feels guilty and doesn't want to take advantage of the twentysomething living with him
Allison: even when JT is giving him the eye because for some reason Doug didn't change the channel immediately when The Graduate came on
Katarin: oh JESUS, yes
Katarin: maybe, at some point, to act out, JT picks up an older guy, really good looking, but in his late 30s and with a bit of salt and pepper in his hair and TOTALLY means for Doug to see
Allison: oh my god totally
LISTEN, DOUG WEIGHT IS TOTALLY OLD MAN HOT OKAY.
Allison: So JT and Doug Weight are sort of fucking around even though Doug Weight hates himself a little
Allison: but then he retires and is an assistant coach! and is like WE CAN'T DO THIS ANY MORE
Allison: and JT's like "WTF dude"
Allison: and PK totally knows what's up even though JT hasn't really told him and spends an entire game chirping Doug Weight while he's standing in a suit behind the bench and JT only realizes what's happening like, at the end of the 3rd period and is like GOD DAMMIT
Allison: and there's a lot of shameful fapping
Allison: and sullen looks across the locker room
Katarin: AND JT BUYING THAT HOUSE ON DOUG WEIGHT'S PROPERTY, BECAUSE DOUG WEIGHT MENTIONS HIM GETTING A PLACE OF HIS OWN AND JT DOESN'T WANT TO LEAVE
Allison: YESSSSSS
Allison: and Doug can't stop it because then people might ask WHY he's saying no when previously he thought it was a good idea
Katarin: and it's such a GOOD INFLUENCE on JT, everyone says so. He's really responsible and Doug's just rubbed off on him SO MUCH
Katarin: and Doug is just so, SO embarrssed
Katarin: because YES, he does, in fact, rub off on JT a lot
Allison: and oh god, at some point someone's like "why are you riding JT's ass so hard?" re: practice
Katarin: including those long, long months when he felt weird about going any further with JT, so they did a lot of mutual masterbation and he LITERALLY rubbed off on him
Katarin: Y E S
Allison: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Allison: why can't I just read 80K of this right now
Katarin: like, the actual set up, of JT trying to seduce him and being so, so into him and Doug Weight feeling guilty but being really into him
Katarin: and then Doug doing the transition
Katarin: and deciding to work for the Islanders
Katarin: because, yk, he was a Captain-Coach last year
Katarin: why not just be a coach?
Katarin: and thinking NOW is where he should break it off with JT
Katarin: let him move on, find someone his own age, etc.
Allison: it was one thing when they were teammates, but now Doug's officially washed up
Katarin: ugh, ENCOURAGING JT TO HANG OUT WITH PK EVEN THOUGH DOUG THINKS PK'S KIND OF A BAD INFLUENCE
Allison: and he KNOWS there was something going on there
Katarin: oh of COURSE
Allison: so maybe PK can get him drunk and take him out and...Doug nearly throws his beer bottle at a wall
Katarin: and JT loses his keys, so he's locked out
Katarin: so PK has to take him to Doug's!
Katarin: since, yk, it's on the same property as JT's place
Allison: right
Allison: and the lights are still on so he won't be waking anyone up
Allison: (I'm torn between wanting JT adn Doug to bone and PK spending the night and helping JT's drunk ass get ready for bed when doug wants to be the one to do it so he lurks awkwardly in the doorway)
Katarin: oh GOD yes
Katarin: they were drinking in Long Island and PK's like "i'm gonna pass out too"
Katarin: and he's laughing at JT and oh man
Katarin: they totes share a bed
Allison: well duh
Katarin: and PK's laughing at JT and taking care of him
Katarin: cause he's done this tons of time
Katarin: and they even wake up with their arms around each other
Allison: spooning
Katarin: oh OBVIOUSLY
Katarin: and Doug sees them and he's SURE he's making the right decision, cause obviously JT needs to spread his wings a bit
Katarin: and while he sits through the two of them being jerks at each other through breakfast, he's nodding to himself and trying not to bother him. Except, when PK leaves, JT has to hang around, waiting for the locksmith and he's watching Doug. And when he apologizes, Doug shrugs it off, so JT thinks it's cool and he actually tries to go in for a kiss but Doug like, deflects him away
Allison: OH GOD
Katarin: and JT's like "what? you said we're good" and Doug's like "for passing out, we're not… this isn't happening" and JT's all "are you STILL on that?" because he honestly thought it was just a weird mid-life crisis thing
Allison: "I'm your coach!" "Yeah, so?" JT seriously doesn't get it. "You and PK -"
Katarin: "…are just friends, since I'm with you," JT says, watching him.
Allison: "You shouldn't-" Doug tries. "We're not."
Allison: "Fuck you we're not. You don't just get to decide that."
Katarin: "Yes I do, and I've decided you're too young-"
"That's bull and you know it. Don't pretend like you care about my age when you haven't for over a year now."
Allison: "I'm 40 years old!"
Allison: "I know, I was there for your birthday, remember?"
Allison: and fuck if Doug can't help thinking of what they'd done that night.
Katarin: Now isn't the time for it but he can't think about JT fingering him open and fucking him into the mattress, whispering "Happy Birthday, old man," and biting his neck without getting just a little hard.
Katarin: JT sees, but he doesn't move in or anything. "It was fine then and it's fine now," JT says, expression set in that serious intensity has that first caught Doug's attention, the one that made him think JT was going to captain the Islanders too, one day.
Allison: "I'm still your coach -"
"You gonna cut my ice time if I won't blow you?"
Katarin: "What?" Doug asks, face stricken. "No, I wouldn't-"
"Then what's the problem?" JT asks.
Allison: "I. You," Doug grits his teeth. "You're young, you should be doing things like going out with PK and picking up someone your age."
"I don't want to pick up. I don't care if you need Viagara to get it up, for me."
Doug glares.
Katarin: "What?" JT asks. "I don't. I want you, no matter what that means. I don't care about how old you are and I wouldn't rather be doing someone else. This with us has been good, you can't pretend it hasn't."
"I remember being your age and being a star," Doug tells him, shaking his head. "I don't want you to have regrets."
"Then quit it with this pushing me away crap. Because that's something I'd regret, without question."
Allison: Doug doesn't turn his head this time when JT leans in to kiss him. (and then they make out in the kitchen before the locksmith interrupts them)
Katarin: YES!
Katarin: why doesn't this fic exist?
Allison: idk because it's everything I want in the world
Katarin: me tooooo
Katarin: especially the part where Doug feels guilty and doesn't want to take advantage of the twentysomething living with him
Allison: even when JT is giving him the eye because for some reason Doug didn't change the channel immediately when The Graduate came on
Katarin: oh JESUS, yes
Katarin: maybe, at some point, to act out, JT picks up an older guy, really good looking, but in his late 30s and with a bit of salt and pepper in his hair and TOTALLY means for Doug to see
Allison: oh my god totally
LISTEN, DOUG WEIGHT IS TOTALLY OLD MAN HOT OKAY.