Today is either GLORIOUS or TRAGIC depending on your opinions re: cradle robbing. It is Jeff Skinner's last day as a teenager and I just think it should go out with a bang
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Well, considering he's at Worlds with Getzlaf, who canonically rolled & duct-taped Crosby (in his underwear) in a mattress at Juniors, and put him in an elevator down to the lobby with no key to get back... I feel certain that a responsible captain wouldn't miss an opportunity like this.
Or Jordan Eberle can take him out to a Dairy Queen to talk about dudes who insist on staying home because of shoulder surgery babies.
I'm not sure I have anything to add to this thread, because JSkinner's face makes me kind of incoherent, but I'm glad it exists, and will be stopping by and encouraging it all day.
Do they have Dairy Queens in Sweden?? (Canada's in the Sweden group right? I think?)
They don't have a game tonight! So Getzy can take him out to a bar and he can hulk out on someone who does the bar equivalent of slashing him endlessly/sticking him in the balls! It'll be a blast for sure
Dude. TODAY is Jordan's birthday. Man, there could be ice cream moping for his, followed by getting wasted for Jeff's. Total bonding over dumbass partners teammates who aren't there for important dates.
Especially if Jeff thought he'd be able to hook up with PK. And that fell through.
He's too cute. I'm gonna guess he wants a Blizzard because really DQ's good, but Blizzards are what they're the best at.
I've been to a few non-sketchy ones, normally located in malls, but a lot of the stand alone ones are really, really sketchy. Except the one in Sherwood Park. That's actually really nice. /Edmonton DQ rant
We have two DQ's in my area of the state. And they're both at least 30 minutes to an hour away from my house. So, yeah. I don't really eat there often, if at all.
Or Jordan Eberle can take him out to a Dairy Queen to talk about dudes who insist on staying home because of shoulder surgery babies.
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I'm not sure I have anything to add to this thread, because JSkinner's face makes me kind of incoherent, but I'm glad it exists, and will be stopping by and encouraging it all day.
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It's probably reason #374 why Sid keeps multiple layers of clothing on at all times.
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They don't have a game tonight! So Getzy can take him out to a bar and he can hulk out on someone who does the bar equivalent of slashing him endlessly/sticking him in the balls! It'll be a blast for sure
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and I bet his cheeks get all flushed and red as he gets drunk. NOT THAT I THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS.
(I was literally just on the IIHF website, but I was looking at power rankings, not grouping. Whoops)
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Especially if Jeff thought he'd be able to hook up with PK. And that fell through.
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Man, it's getting hard to even find a DQ here, and the locations I can think of are kind of sketchy.
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I've been to a few non-sketchy ones, normally located in malls, but a lot of the stand alone ones are really, really sketchy. Except the one in Sherwood Park. That's actually really nice. /Edmonton DQ rant
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We have two DQ's in my area of the state. And they're both at least 30 minutes to an hour away from my house. So, yeah. I don't really eat there often, if at all.
It sucks. I could use some Blizzard goodness too.
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