I HAVE A THEORY: if you get together with fangirls, something weird happens with the time-space continuum and time passes faster in the world around said fangirls. Which is to say, IDK how Rei and I spent an hour and a half at that pizza place but we supposedly did.
I'm having fun doing this for others so:
01. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.
02. Go to Google Images and search for that word.
03. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results.
04. Put this in your own journal so that I can do the same.
Ray Kowalski is hired by Duck McDonald to assassinate Joe Dick. What are Duck's reasons and does Ray take the job? IT'S A CANADIAN CONSPIRACY! I was thinking on this the other night and went to some weird AU place where Billy never came back for the reunion and Ray was undercover as Billy for...some reason? And then woe. BUT MY REAL ANSWER IS THAT CALLUM WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO HUGH.
Greta Salpeter sets up Gerard Way and Frank Iero on a blind date. (I DIDN'T RIG THIS AT ALL) What happens? Both of them are all UGH, NO THANKS BLIND DATE, but Greta blackmails them both into it and so neither of them are particularly enthusiastic AT FIRST but by dessert they're talking a mile a minute comparing all of their favorite movies and tv shows and bands and comic books and Gerard totally invites Frank home to look at comic books and Frank's all "I can't go putting out on the first *blind* date." and Gerard's all "WAIT. WHY NOT? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS ON THE TABLE WHY IS IT OFF?" so he's all "Coffee tomorrow then?" and then OTP.
What happens when Luna Lovegood accidentally walks in on Neville Longbottom wanking? They have a lot of crazy fabulous sex.
Frank Iero AND Greta Salpeter HAVE A BABY. WHAT IS ITS NAME AND HOW DID Ray Kowalski SAVE ITS LIFE BY GETTING IT OUT OF A BURNING HOUSE? I want to say something ridiculous like Eloise. or maybe Heloise. And that's just what Ray Kowalski does, okay? He's learned from the best! And Mikeyway is never allowed to babysit ever again.
Star Trek au! Jack Bauer and Gabe Saporta: what are their ranks, and what embarrassing situation did Jayne Cobb catch them in? I don't know what the Trek equivalent is, but Jack is totally the Garibaldi of the ship. What else could he be? Gabe I think is a doctor, but no one quite knows of what. Or maybe he just hung around the medbay so long that he stole one of the blue jackets. Jayne is one of Jack's minion types, and is ruttin' confused when Gabe is leaning all over Bauer talkin about his Cobra.
Greta Salpeter and Pete Wentz are picked as Dr Who's next companions. Is this a spectacularly bad idea and how high would the BBC need to rate the show now? Well, I'm not sure what the Doctor is hoping to accomplish, but if it's unexpected galactic domination, I think he's got the right team in place. and well, porn ninja.
Gabe Saporta has had a really unfortunate hair cut. What happens next? All the buzznet teenies copy him, not realizing it was an accident.
Duck McDonald gets zapped with some kind of alien beam and starts hitting on Luna Lovegood. Is anyone remotely shocked by this? THE ENTIRE ISLAND OF WILBY. DAN IS ALL >>>:(
Benton Fraser and Frank Iero go to the movies, what do they see and how much necking is involved. Hard Core Logo! And none, but Fraser does offer his handkerchief when Frank gets some salt in his eyes during the ending. And hugs.
Gerard Way and Tim Gunn decide to move in together. IT IS FABULOUS AND SHOULD BE A SITCOM.
CONSENSUS THUS FAR: YOU ARE ALL SHORT! I AM AWESOME HEIGHT AND YOU ARE JEALOUS AND THUS FIXATED.