Oh, Sir Clive, if only they gave second knighthoods!
I googled the C5 recently to check my facts when making a joke on someone's LJ, and discovered a C5 enthusiasts' site. It has this shot of the ultra-futuristic wet weather poncho accessory. Also, if you can manage RealPlayer, you've gotta see the original TV advert. There's a glimpse of a utopian Britain.
But wait, there's more! Sir Clive is back. Now he's got a fold-up clown bike. If you really want to know how it folds, there's a neat animation on the site.
Available now at your nearest vending machine![1]
Yay, Sir Clive! I want to live in your vision of the future 'cause I won't need to worry about that constant rain[2], and I can fold up my bike to store it in my tiny apartment[3].
[1] I'm lying, it's not. She's supposed to be buying a ticket for the train, on which she will take her bike, in folded mode.
[2]Like you see in Bladerunner.
[3]That's like Bruce Willis' in The Fifth Element.
[4]There was no 4th footnote.