The Flora Legacy (Redux): 1.2
[70 IMAGES, OFFICER SEXY, WEIRD EYEBROWS, AND LLAMAS!]
So when we last saw Bluebell, she had been blown off by MR "I SAID I HAVE TO GO TO WORK SOON BUT REALLY I'M GOING TO GO TO THE PARK AND STAND LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF MODEL EVEN THOUGH I'M DRESSED LIKE A LUMBERJACK." Who she then scared the crap out of as payback. And then...?
She did that thing again where she goes to the pool in hopes that walking around looking sexy in her bikini would make her feel better.
It didn't too much, but she definitely looked hot.
Then we found THIS walking around, and HELLO THERE. So we invited him home. His name is Hank Goddard, but Bluebell calls him Officer Sexy.
Bluebell: I would SO like to my tickets to this gun show, Officer Sexy.
Looks like maybe those tickets are for sale, wink wink.
I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be his sexy face. He looks a little constipated. But we'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
Me: Oh, Bluebell, Officer Sexy has a girlfriend!
Bluebell: So?
Me: But...
Bluebell: *evil grin*
Me: Poor girlfriend, she doesn't stand a chance.
Bluebell: I am just going to sweep you off your feet, Officer Sexy.
Officer Sexy: *is not opposed to this*
Bluebell: Yesss, that's right. Fall under my spell, Officer Sexy, look deep into my eyes and fall under my spell...
Officer Sexy: What was that?
Bluebell: Huh? Nothing... >.> Look over there, it's a blue hat!
Officer Sexy: What?!?
Bluebell: LOL never-mind it's just my reflection in the mirror, let's go back to flirting now.
She would like to do a LOT more to him than just holding hands.
So they do, of course. *wolf whistle*
And then he leaves. But don't worry, he leaves because she asked him, not because he's a liar like the last guy.
Bluebell: Always leave them wanting more. Fuck yeah...
Then she dreams about him. If it was anyone else but Bluebell, I'd say AWWW, CUTE, but Bluebell is probably having smutty dreams, knowing her.
Bluebell: I'm up! I'm awake! CAN I CALL OFFICER SEXY NOW?!?
Me: Geez, no need to yell. Go for it.
Bluebell: Fuck yeah, I am so getting laid today.
Officer Sexy: I love your hair, Bluebell. It reminds me of-
Bluebell: Blueberries?
Officer Sexy: No, it-
Bluebell: The sky?
Officer Sexy: No, a-
Bluebell: A hat? Because it's not a hat, you know.
Officer Sexy: Never mind.
They don't waste much time.
They really don't waste much time.
Bow chicka bow wow.
Oh. Well hello there.
Seriously, if he was a real life person and not a sim, I would be all up on that.
Bluebell: I know, right? Oh, wait. I'm a sim. Yeah, I am ALL up on that!
Well actually, they were all up on sleeping, until...
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-
-ahahahahahahahaha.
Looks like the second generation is on the way! :D
Let's just consider this. Bluebell- BLUEBELL- is dreaming about love... and Officer Sexy is dreaming about his ex-fiancee/girlfriend/whatever. NICE, OFFICER SEXY. NICE. Well, he's probably dreaming about how much better Bluebell is than her. Yeah that's it.
Awwwww... they're actually kinda cute!
So Officer Sexy goes running off to work or something...
... and Bluebell promptly calls over this blonde that she met! Her eyebrows drive me nuts. I itch to give her a makeover, seriously.
Bluebell: Someone should like, write the book of my life! It would be epic and awesome and everyone would love it! Right, Miss Weird Eyebrows?
Miss Weird Eyebrows: Whatever, let's just cuddle.
Bluebell: Kay.
Bluebell: This would make a sexy chapter in my book, though.
WE INTERRUPT THE SWEET LADY KISSES FOR THIS BREAKING ANNOUNCEMENT! BLUEBELL IS PREGNANT! *throws confetti*
Bluebell celebrates by checking out Miss Weird Eyebrows' ass. Clearly this is a good reward for her.
OKAY SO. IN HERE IS THE PART WHERE BLUEBELL AND MISS WEIRD EYEBROWS HAD SEX. BUT I'M USING FRAPS INSTEAD OF IRFANVIEW, AND IT DOESN'T MAKE SOUNDS WHEN I TAKE A CAP SO SOMETIMES I THINK I TOOK A CAP, BUT I DIDN'T. ANYWAY, JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WITH OFFICER SEXY, BUT YOU KNOW, WITH LADY BITS AND WEIRD EYEBROWS. /end
Bluebell: Oh by the way, I'm pregnant. So go buy some blocks.
Officer Sexy: OMG NO WAY!!! I love blocks!
And then she asked him to move in! Because we all know how bad Bluebell 1.0 was at taking care of babies, she clearly needs help, yes? Yes.
And then I gave him a makeover. Sfdlgjfdklgjggf. Also he has some things in common with Bluebell, like some of his traits and his LTW. I'm not surprised they get along.
Nope. Definitely not gonna work. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Officer Sexy: Oh hello there little baby. You are so little. Yes you are. Like a teddy! Yes, like a teddy inside this belly!
Oh, btw, Miss Weird Eyebrows' name is Zelda. Bluebell tried to call her when Officer Sexy went to work and she WOULDN'T COME!
So logically, Bluebell waddled over to her house.
Miss Weird Eyebrows' Mom(?): What do YOU want?
Bluebell: LET ME IN, BIOTCH.
Miss Weird Eyebrows' Mom(?): Eh, whatever.
Bluebell: Excuse me. But my hair is BLUE. How could you not want to come over and hang out with a blue-haired person?
Miss Weird Eyebrows: I like the color pink.
Bluebell: ..........
Somehow they ended up back at Bluebell's place... where Bluebell, in a fit of annoyance over Miss Weird Eyebrows' lack of interest in her blue hair, decided to tell her she'd "cheated" on her.
Bluebell: So, um, I cheated on you.
Miss Weird Eyebrows: WHAT? HOW COULD YOU? WITH WHO?
Bluebell: With Officer Sexy and it was amazing and pleasedon'tthrowvegetablesatme.
Miss Weird Eyebrows: YOU CHEATING BLUE HAIRED WITCH!!!
Miss Weird Eyebrows is NOT. AMUSED.
Miss Weird Eyebrows: YOU STINK LIKE GARBAGE.
Bluebell: ... what did you just say?
Miss Weird Eyebrows: You. Heard. Me.
Bluebell: Oh, this bitch is going DOWN.
Bluebell: WELL YOU LOOK LIKE A YETI! ONLY A YETI HAS BETTER HAIR THAN YOU!
Bluebell: WHICH DOESN'T SURPRISE ME, BECAUSE YOUR MOMMA IS A LLAMA!
Bluebell: THAT'S RIGHT. A LLAMA!!!
Miss Weird Eyebrows: WHAT?!?
Bluebell: See, look at that face? Totally a llama.
Miss Weird Eyebrows: I HATE YOU! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! I'M GOING TO-
Bluebell: Yeah whatever, I'm hungry. Bye llama lady.
She really was hungry. Also, can I just say I love the subtle way the pregnant ladies get bigger, instead of popping like in Sims 2?
Officer Sexy knows how to cheer his woman up after a rough day with her on-the-side lover telling her she stinks like garbage.
Yeah, he REALLY knows how.
Hnnnng. Seriously, no one can complain about having this living with them. Officer Sexy definitely meets his name.
And he's HANDY!!!
LOL, Bluebell. He's grunting and complaining as he fixes the sink and Bluebell is just like 'la la la, reading a book'.
Bluebell went out into town and I tried to get her to talk to people, but I think she's hormonal. These two just started snapping at each other.
Which is too bad, she's kind of pretty! Although IDK what is up with the eyebrow/hair mismatching in this game.
See? He's such a good boyfriend.
Err....
Bluebell: YOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Officer Sexy: OMG WHAT'S WRONG? DID I TOUCH SOMETHING WRONG? DID I HURT YOU?!?
Bluebell: NO, I'M GOING INTO LABOR YOU IDIOT!!!
Officer Sexy: OMG OMG WHAT DO WE DO??? EEEEEEEEEE!!!
Bluebell: Oh, nevermind, I'm fine.
Officer Sexy: *oblivious* OMG OMG WHAT DO I DO, DO I CALL THE HOSPITAL? DO I PICK YOU UP AND CARRY YOU?!? AHHHH!
Bluebell: No, really... I'm fine. I just-
Bluebell: OMG IT'S TRYING TO CLAW IT'S WAY OUT OF MY STOMACH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The end! Hee. Yes yes, standard pregnancy cliffhanger. Muahahaha. Stay tuned for next week, when... a wild baby appears! Or something.
Oh! Does anyone either know how to make Irfanview work (no matter what I do with the settings, the screencaps I take are just black!) or know how to make Fraps make sounds when you take a screencap, OR knows another program that DOES make a sound when you screencap? Anyone? I would love you and give you cookies!!