The Flora Legacy: 6.5
[90 IMAGES, CHANGES IN SCENERY, A HOP SKIP AND JUMP AHEAD]
HOLY CRAP. It's an update of the Flora Legacy! Yeah, I know, it's been ages. Heck, I don't even remember what happened last time. But it doesn't entirely matter, because I sort of decided to change things up, to keep my self interested. I'll, umm... let your new main character explain it?
Everyone, say hello to Peony! The last time you saw her, she was a child. See, I wanted to play the Floras, but I just felt stuck in a rut. So... I aged Peony up to an adult and moved her out on her own. Kinda of like a new founder, but not! So... say hello, Peony!
Peony: Hello, Peony!
I... think the changes and fast aging may have knocked a few things loose in her brain. *cough* But, um... doesn't she look pretty? Here are her stats:
Personality: 7-2-9-4-9
Aspiration: Popularity
LTW: Become Celebrity Chef
Turn Ons: Blond hair and glasses.
Turn Offs: Makeup
Peony: Whoa... where the heck am I?
shoefleesims: This is your new home! Well, what I could buy with the $20,000 you brought with you!
A quick tour of Peony's one main room. Bedroom section...
And kitchen...
And living room! I also brought the photoshoot portraits with Peony. Well, the ones I had left.
Peony: Hey, these people look familiar!
shoefleesims: Well those are your two moms, and the others are your Grandma and Grandpa.
Peony: WOW!
Peony: Whoa! What's up with all the stoney thingies?!?
shoefleesims: They're tombstones, silly. Those are all your dead relatives.
Peony: EW!
Peony: HOLY CRAPOLA, PEOPLE DO THAT TO EACH OTHER?!?
Peony explores the lessons to be found in her bookcase... heh.
She also gets a job in the cooking career, because that's what her LTW is. Let's only hope she doesn't burn herself or something.
Peony: Why hello Matchmaker, please send me a- *blinks*
Matchmaker: ...?
Peony: Wow, who is this trippy lady?!?
shoefleesims: She's the matchmaker! You were just about to ask her for a soul mate?
Peony: Oh yeah, that! One soulmate, please.
shoefleesims: *blinks*
Peony: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I get her out of there and into a cab.
Peony: Whoa, who are you?
shoefleesims: Your Sim!Goddess. Now be quiet and buckle up.
I send her to this cute little park, because I've never been there before.
Is he now? *zooms in*
Hm! Not too shabby. I was told once that all my Floras look alike... so I'm trying to breed in something slightly different this time? I dunno, I'm bad with face templates, but I'm pretty sure this one is different. He has an interesting nose, for sure.
Also, his name is Trent Grundstrom. GRUNDSTROM!!!
So I send Peony to chat.
Peony: Hi, I'm Peony!
Trent: Nice to meet you, Peony. I'm rich.
Peony: Your name is Rich?
Trent: No, it's TRENT!
Peony: Then why did you say your name was Rich?
Trent: *sigh* Nevermind.
Peony: This guy is WEIRD.
shoefleesims: So are you, babe, so are you.
And then something catches my attention... it's rainyhaze's self sim! I put her into my game after she was so awesomely kind as to make my Photobucket account Pro again. She's chatting with Emma, Peony's mom. And she doesn't look very pleased!
rainyhaze: No, Emma, I will not cause a scene with you just so you can get some legacy time!
rainyhaze: *sigh*
Emma: But- But- crap.
And then Jan Tellermen gets all up in her business.
Jan: Hey, are you part of that Flora legacy? Man, do you remember their founder? She had such an ugly blue hat!
rainyhaze: It was not a hat, you weirdo. It was her HAIR!
Jan: WHAT?!? No way!
Man... shy flirting is SO CUTE!
Peony: I was just thinking that you are so sweet T- er, what's your name again?
Trent: *sigh* Trent.
Peony: Oh yeah, Trent, you're so sweet and cute!
Peony: I think I really like you... Um. Er. What's your name again?
Trent: TRENT.
Peony: Geez, no need to yell! I really like you, Trent!
Peony: Yep. This is definitely going great!
shoefleesims: If you say so...
Peony invites Trent home, and immediately stakes her claim.
Peony: Mine. Mine mine mine mine mine.
Trent: I can hear you.
Peony: Hear what?
Awww, too cute.
Peony: Ommm murph nom nom mine mine omph nom.
Peony: Mine mine mine i love you mine mine what's your name?
Trent: It's Trent. And man, it's so cute when you forget my name. I love you!
Peony: OMG, I love you too, er... Tent!
Trent: Close enough.
Yeah he's broke. But he's cute, so I don't care.
Apparently, Peony doesn't care either!
Peony: Hey, dude in my bed, what's your name again?
Trent: It's- Oh who cares, just get under here!
Peony: Whatever you say, Oh Who Cares!
I guess it was good for both of them.
Trent: 'kay, well, nice meeting you. Bye!
Peony: Bye, Tent Who Cares!
Peony: Yesssss... my plan has been put into action. Soon I will be sperminated, and Trent will be MINE!
shoefleesims: Wait, what did you just say?
Peony: I don't know... lollipops!
shoefleesims: *eyes suspiciously*
Peony: Blerghiblahugh.
I... think her plan might have worked?
Peony: Plan? What plan? What am I doing in the bathroom? ...I like pancakes!
Awwww!
Peony: Yes, I'd like to order a set of extra strong handcuffs. And you're absolutely sure that a man couldn't break out of them, even if he were terrified? Perfect, absolutely perrrrfect. Muahahahaha.
shoefleesims: Wait, what did you just order?
Peony: *hangs up the phone* Whoa, was I just on the phone? Cool! I hope I ordered pancakes. Or lollipops!
And she finally goes to work!
F'nor!!! :D
shoefleesims: Welcome to your new haunt, F'nor!
F'nor: *looks around* WHAT THE DEUCE?!? I am not pleased, woman.
Peony brings this guy home from work.
But she's too busy shoving her arm into the mailbox to notice. Not that she'd remember who he was, anyway.
Peony: OMG THE MAILBOX IS ATTACKING ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Peony: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Peony: Whooo... whooo... that was SCARY!*
*seriously, if someone gets that very vague reference, ILU.
shoefleesims: Are you pleased?
F'nor: Very.
Peony: My pants are all wet, and I don't remember why!
Random Guy: O RLY?
Peony: YA RLY! WET!
And then, F'nor goes on a scaring rampage.
Peony: I think I just dislodged some brain cells!
shoefleesims: Oh that's just what you need.
Peony: Yes! My master plan has succeeded and I've been sperminated with Trent's child! Now he'll HAVE to marry me!
~two seconds later~
Peony: OMG THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY BELLY, HALP!!!
Peony called Trent up (she remembered his name!) and made him come over.
Peony: Hi, I'm pregnant. *snogs* Wanna move in?
Trent: Er... I don't know...
Peony: I have pancakes and lollipops!
Trent: Oh, well OK then.
He doesn't have a lot of money...
And apparently, judging from the possessions in his inventory, he's either raided a child's room... or is just really creepy.
Makeover! Holy crap, he's HOT! :D Stats:
Personality: 5-3-7-3-7
Aspiration: Knowledge
LTW: Become Chief of Staff
Turn Ons: Red hair and muscles.
Turn Offs: Formalwear.
Occupation: Congress person.
Peony: You know, I really thought I'd have to pay you to get you to move in, but I guess not! :D
Way to sound desperate, P.
Peony: Hey, what are you still doing here?
Trent: I... live here now?
Peony: Oh yeah! K...
Peony: Wow, those pancakes are really disagreeing with my stomach!
Trent: So, are you ready to be a mother?
Peony: Be a mother to what?
Trent: The... baby in your belly?
Peony: I'm pregnant? *looks down* OMG!
Trent: Yeah, I think we'd better make my stay here more permanent...
Peony: Hey Trent, what are you doing down there? Are you going to push my belly back in?
Trent: No, Peony. I'm asking you to marry me! Will you be my wife, Peony?
Peony: OMG NO WAI!!!
Peony: Trent, I--- Oooooh, shiny...
Trent; *cough* So will you marry me?
Peony: Will I what?!? *is dazzled*
Trent: MARRY ME. I am proposing to you, Peony, will you marry me?
Peony; You ARE?!? OMG YES!
Peony: Hi Trent! What are you doing here?
Trent: *sigh* What have I gotten myself in to?
So the moment the morning comes, they get changed into some semi-presentable clothes, and get hitched!
Peony: I, Peony, promise to remember your name, Tent Who Cares, and feed you pancakes and lollipops!
Trent: Oh, it's good enough. I love you, Peony!
AWWW!
Trent: K, off to work, talk to you later, bye!
I extended the house slightly and gave them an actual bedroom. Peony is confused. Which isn't really a change, hm?
Peony: YAY slap hands!
Peony: OWIE, that hurt!
Peony: YAY slap hands!
Peony: OUCH! Hey, that wasn't nice!
Peony: Why are you beating on me?!?
Datura: Yo, wassup bitches?
Peony: Shoe flee?
shoefleesims: You rang?
Peony: Something huuuuuuuuurts!
Trent: Oh look my wife is up!
Trent: OMG WHY IS SHE SCREAMING, HALP!!!
Trent: It's ok, if we remain calm, everything will be fine.
Peony: Who are you kidding, there is something crawling out between my legs!
It's a BOY! He has his dad (and grandma's) blond hair, and both his parent's green eyes... and I think either his mom's skintone, or a slightly lighter one.
Yes, that's right, little baby doesn't have a name yet because I couldn't think of one. So, suggest "Flora" themed names for a baby boy, and if I like your name, I'll give it to him in the next update. Please? My brain is dead!
That's it for this update, I guess. Oh! If you're curious, this is what Heleborus and Freesia grew up to look like:
Freesia is pretty, but looks a lot like her Mom Hyacinth.
And Helleborus is also gorgeous... but has very tiny eyes? No idea.
Oh, and sorry if this update sucked and/or wasn't funny. I am SO out of practice with the commentary style! *gulp*