The Life & Times of Meadow Thayer Presents: Where in the World is Don Lothario?
[61 IMAGES, ADULT SITUATIONS, PARTIAL NUDITY]
When we last saw Don, he'd been accosted by all his lovers and thrown out of Goth Manor by his wife Cassandra...
Don Lothario-Goth ran, wearing nothing but his perfectly fitted underwear.
Don: Don Lothario-Goth may be sad, but at least he still looks good.
Don: What's that, God? You don't like Don Lothario-Goth anymore? But why, God, why? Hasn't Don Lothario-Goth always been pleasing man candy in your eyes?
Don Lothario-Goth ran to the airport, planning to get as far away from all those crazy biotches as possible.
Don: Don Lothario-Goth has an idea.
Don: Yes, Miss ATM, Don Lothario-Goth knows how to press all the right buttons.
Don: Don Lothario-Goth says Cha Ching! Maybe 80,000 will teach that crazy biotch not to mess with me.
Don Lothario-Goth made a quick stop for some clothes (Don Lothario-Goth may look good in only his underwear, but even he'd like to avoid getting detained by security) and then grabbed a flight to the greatest place in the world.
Don: Don Lothario-Goth says, Las Vegas here I come!
Don: Don Lothario-Goth thinks this hotel is swanky!
Don: Don Lothario-Goth says 'Why hello there, Beautiful!'
Don Lothario-Goth headed out of the hotel in search of a good time, and the tingling of his 'sexy lady' senses led him straight to the "Fire Pit".
Don: Don Lothario-Goth has arrived.
"And now, we present to you, the ladies of The Fire Pit!"
Lookin' for some hot stuff baby this evenin'
I need some hot stuff baby tonight
I want some hot stuff baby this evenin'
gotta have some hot stuff
gotta have some lovin' tonight
I need hot stuff
I want some hot stuff
I need hot stuff
Don: Don Lothario-Goth thinks he wants some of that hot stuff tonight. Smokin'!
Don Lothario-Goth watched with interest as one of the ladies came to the floor to dance. Something was tingling, and he wasn't so sure it was just his sexy lady radar anymore.
Lookin' for a lover who needs another
don't want another night on my own
wanna share my love with a warm blooded lover
wanna bring a wild man back home
Don Lothario-Goth gave his best "come-hither stare" and of course the lady came hither.
Don: Don Lothario-Goth says hello there, sexy mamma. What's your name?
Showgirl: My name is Christine.
Don Lothario-Goth pulled out one of his time honored pickup lines...
Don: My balls are huge! Wanna come back to my place?
Christine: I guess. Why not?
Don: Now thats what Don Lothario-Goth likes to hear.
Don: Welcome to Don Lothario-Goth's love nest, sexy mamma.
Christine: Wow, this place is swanky. It must have cost a fortune!
Don: Well you see, Don Lothario-Goth is loaded in more ways that one. Now how about you change into something more intimate, hot stuff?
Don Lothario-Goth laid himself out strategically on the couch in the lounge to wait for the eager babe.
Don: Well hello there, Babe! Is there something in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you?
Christine: Er- how about a drink?
Don: Sure, Don Lothario-Goth could use some fuel for the long night ahead. And that's a promise, hot mamma.
Don: Whoa... suddenly Don Lothario-Goth doesn't feel so hot...
Don: Everything is spinning.... like that time Don Lothario-Goth made whoopie on the carousel, except not so nice-
Don: Whoa, Don Lothario-Goth seems to be falling....
**THUD**
Don: ZzzZzzzz... no... no Mrs. Jaquet.... Don Lothario-Goth does NOT want you to take off your clothes... Zzzz
Christina: Muahahahaha.
Christine: My plan is working perfectly! The Boss Lady will be so pleased.
Christine: I know its here somewhere. Hm, this man does have a very extensive collection of underwear. Is that... LACE? Ew!
Christine: Perhaps he's frozen his assets? Hmm, nope.
Christine: Nothing in the nightstand but a stack of MaxSIM Magazines. Disgusting.
Christine: Maybe he hid it behind these books? After all, I doubt "Don Juan" over here knows how to read.
Christine: Just one last place to check... ah hah!
Christine: BINGO! The Boss Lady will definitely be pleased.
Christine: Now where am I going to hide this money? Maybe he has a briefcase, or- Oh! This is perfect. Lots of pockets...
Christine: What a great night. I make off with the cash, and I bet Don is going to wake up with one raging headache. It's just what he deserved...
~*~A FEW HOURS LATER~*~
Don: W-w-what? Why is Don Lothario-Goth on the floor? This reminds Don Lothario-Goth of that time in Cancun, except without the applesauce and tingling feelings.
Don: Ugh, Don Lothario-Goth does not feel so good. What happened to Don Lothario-Goth? And where did that hot sexy lady get off to? Don Lothario-Goth certainly doesn't remember helping her get off...
Don: Wait, something doesn't feel right.
Don Lothario-Goth ran as fast as he could into the next room and crouched down to peer under the bed.
Don: OH NO! MY MONIES! THAT CRAZY BIOTCH HAS TAKEN OFF WITH DON LOTHARIO-GOTH'S DOUGH!
Don: Suddenly, Don Lothario-Goth feels a little unhinged...
Don: Are you there, God? Its me, Don Lothario-Goth!
Don: Bawk bawk baw- No, God, Don Lothario is not a chicken! Don Lothario knows what he must do.
Don: Don Lothario-Goth's cup no longer runneth over.
Don: Please, Sir Wall, Don Lothario-Goth wants some more money!
Don: Don Lothario-Goth begs you to give him money...
Don: I swear, Miss, Don Lothario-Goth won't hurt you!
Don Lothario-Goth will spare you the horrid details of the next few desperate weeks. But have no fear, sexy ladies, for Don Lothario-Goth is now employed!
I said, whoooooooooooo do you think you are? Do you think you are.
I said, whoooooooo, some kind of superstar.
Don: That's right, I'm Don Lothario-Goth, SUPERSTAR!
You have got to-
Swing it, shake it, move it, make it, who do you think you are?
Trust it, use it, prove it, groove it,
Show me how good you are.
Don: That's right, ladies, Don Lothario-Goth is BENDY!
Swing it, shake it, move it, make it,
Who do you think you are?
Trust it, use it, prove it, groove it,
Show me how good you are!
Don: Don Lothario-Goth says you WILL enjoy his striptease.
Don Lothario-Goth was headed home from work when he found a pile of mail outside his door.
Don: Hmmm... the latest MaxSIM magazine, a letter from the Strippers Union of Vegas, and- hm, Don Lothario-Goth wonders what this could be? Something from an admiring lady-fan perhaps?
Don: WHAT? Divorce papers? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-------------------PRODUCTION NOTES-------------------
- Christine is the lovely Sim submitted by ardnaid, who won the Meadow Thayer Quiz! Wasn't she awesome?
- Don Lothorio-Goth is currently our favorite sim in this legacy. Every time we write his lines, we say them out loud in this cheesy voice.
- The show-girl outfits were from Enayla at InSim and the stripper pole was from SexySims2, if you were curious.
- We hope you laughed as much as we did!
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