This made me laugh for about five minutes .
Mum and dad whilst trying to check lottery results for last night . After my mum trying to teach my dad how to under stand it for about five minutes . Both of them slightly tipsy by now .
Mum - For fuck's SAKE Paul! A monkey could understand it
*pause*
Dad - *looking actually hurt* Well I'm not a Monkey OK? I'M NOT A MONKEY!
He was actually being serious... :S =p