I'll try anything once

Jun 10, 2004 19:17

I was lookin at ne-hole's journal thing and I thought, "Hey! he's conforming, maybe I should too!" I've never tried it and so I figured I'ld give it a shot and so I copied all the shit he had and put it in here, but this time, I'm not gonna attribute it to melissa's thing.
1) Full name: Brian
2) Birth date: nov. 24rd
3) Heritage: none
4) Grade: 55

5) Astrological sign: november

6) Chinese zodiac: dragon

7) Birthstone: limestone

8) Eye sight: contacts

9) nicknames: Briman

**~FAVORITES~**

1) Food: yep, you guessed it

2) Drink: IBC
3) Shoe brand: Etnies
4) Clothing label: Labels are itchy
5) Color: depends on what color shirt I'm wearing at the moment

6) Animal: Neil

7) Movie: Monty Python and the holy grail

8) Band/singer/music group: NOFX

9) Song: "The Decline"- NOFX

10) Poem: Jabberwocky

12) Car: fuck, I hafta have a favorite?

13) Holiday: sunday

14) time of day: sleeping time

15) Month: summer

16) Season: summer

17) Place to be: depends on where I am at the moment
18) Things to do: screw

19) Book: the kind you burn

20) Sport: FRISBEEEEEE

21) Teacher: ... is this a trick question?
22) Subject: (see above)

23) TV show: Family Guy
24) Piece of furniture in your house: TV
25) Appliance: Nukerwave

26) Quote you have: "don't worry, they're not rated R"
~*SOCIAL LIFE*~ (hahahaha)

1) Best friend(s)?: depends on who's reading this

4) Nicest: what the fuck kinda question is this? And what happened to numbers 2 and 3 neil?
5) Funniest: (see above)
6) Sweetest: (see above)
7) Most popular: God, everyone's at l;east heard of him

8) Shyest: once again, God, noone's ever seen him

9) Dumbest: again, this one's gonna have to go to God. You really fucked up dude.

10) Artistic: NOT GOD (look at all the ugly people!)

11) Do you have a boyfriend?/girlfriend?: believe me, if i did, it would be on the news
12) Do you have a crush? no

13) Are you popular?: some freshmen knew me, but I didn't know them... strange

14) Your personality: sorry, I have no soul

15) Do you get good grades?: HAHAHA I GET NO MORE GRADES!!! FUCK SCHOOL!

16) Have you ever been suspended?: no

17) Expelled?: no

18) Ever had a detention?: 2 detentions for bending forks and countless jugs for verious unworthy causes

19) For What?: bending forks / verious unworthy causes I already told you this, ask better questions dumbfuck

20) Do you ride a bus home?: no

21) Dumbest thing you ever did: go to CLS
22) Ever pulled the fire alarm?: no
23) What's the weirdest thing that ever happened at school?: I answered some question in religion once by saying "Because I'm really gay"

25) Ever cheated on a test?: hahaha, german.
**~RANDOM QUESTIONS~**

1) Are you happy?: no

2) Are you sad?: isn't this kinda redundant?

3) Are you lonely?: yes
4) Do you miss someone?: no

5) Was today a good day?: in a manner of speaking, no
6) How are you today?: you're a retard, shut the fuck up

7) What are you wearing?: a Dropkick Murphies shirt I made some pants and some shoes.
8) What's in your CD player?: "nothing"-Nobody in one and still nothing in another.
9) What's the last song you heard?: "Slow Drag"-Fast Ball (oh, the irony)
10) What radio station do you listen to?: WEBN because it's the only station I get
11) What kind of car do you have?: Fuck you

12) Hugs or kisses?: yes, please

13) Yes or no?: go to hell

14) Black or white?: god damnit your dumb
15) Is the glass half empty or half full?: twice as big as it needs to be
6) Night or day?: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF QUESTIONS ARE THESE?

17) Bush or Gore? do you really have to ask?

18) Do you love someone enough to die for them?: me

19) Do you believe in God?: only if he believes in me (which he doesn't)

20) Do you believe in love?: hard to say

21) Love at first sight?: it's even harder to answer this when I can't answer the previous one retard
22) Santa?: haha, you spelled satan wrong, but yes, I would vote for satan over bush

23) The tooth fairy?: that's not even a question
24) The Easter bunny?: the easter bunny doesn't visit my house anymore. He says the dirve to too much on the bunnymobile
25) Wildest thing you have ever heard: I can't hear very well sometimes
26) Do you sleep with the light on?: no

27) Water or fire?: fire

28) Love or hate?: it depends on what it is I'm loving/hating

29) Punch or kick?: I'll take fruit punch because kick is really nasty and they don't sell it anymore anyways

30) FLORIDA or FLORIDA STATE?: florida IS a state

31) Phone or in person?: neither, I'm a recluse

32) What kind of music?: punk/-ish/some other stuff too

33) Inside jokes?: only with other people than you

34) Hobbies: anything involving sitting on my ass
35) Last movie you saw: Monty Python and the Holy Grail at Kirtchkin's

36) Last person you talked to: ne-hole

37) Last thought to enter your mind: this is not worth my already worthless time.
**~APPEARANCE MATTERS~**-

1) Eye color: blue

2) Hair color: dark brown
3) Height: somewhere between 5'11" and 6'2"

5) Hair type: long and thin

**~GIRLS ON GUYS~**- girls on girls would be better

1) How do ya like 'em?: I dunno, I think it comes from a chemical reaction in the brain or somethin

2) What do you value most in a guy: penis
3) Boxers or briefs?: boxers

4) Long or short hair?: I don't care

5) Dark n handsome or tall and blonde?: gay
6) Perfect personality or bangin' body?: why can't I just have 1 of those???

7) Shy or outgoing?: who cares
8) Describe your perfect date: one with a girl and not a guy
**~NOW TELL THE TRUTH~**

1) Have you ever considered going out with your closest friend of the opposite sex?: I considered, for a short time, going out with pretty much every person I know, which isn't very many

2) Kissing them?: sure
3)How far have you gone with a guy/girl?: now you're just making fun of me
4) Have you ever stolen anything?: yes, but then it broke so I don't feel guilty at all
5)Whats your deepest, darkest secret?: everybody knows both of my secrets
6) Biggest lie you ever told: I PASSED!!!

7) What have you said that you ended up regretting the most?: I PASSED!!!
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