omfg, my phone broke.
I put it safely on charge the night before, woke up and in the morning it had a big crack in the screen and nolonger displays anything. (it was an LG viewty :( mint condition, no scratches.) it wasn't on the ground, so i suspect some jealous person did it in the middle of the night, or something.
I dunno.
wank.
BUT! better news, This made me laugh the actual crap out my ass: