3rd Gun // Audio // Common

[shocksanglocks]

[Tess had been considering this for a very long time now and you know what? She's going to go for it. Well, if she can find some bright pink paint and a bit of fabric for Diarrhea's dress.]

Hey, boys! Do any of you want to help me out with a bit of, like, tough guy work?

[Green's a nice colour and all, it's just not her colour. Okay, maybe it is

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[pimp_hat]

Drinks?

[You called?]

[shocksanglocks]

Yeah. But you gotta do the work first.

[pimp_hat]

Yeah yeah I know how it be workin'.

[This isn't the first time someone got him to do work for free beer.]

[shocksanglocks]

So, like, can you paint?

[pimp_hat]

I done it befuh.

[shocksanglocks]

Well, have you painted something really big?

[pimp_hat]

I helped paint a house if dat be watchu tryin' to get at.

[Yes he remembers you telling him about wanting to paint your artichoke pink.]

[shocksanglocks]

How did you know?

[Her voice is one of complete bewilderment.]

[pimp_hat]

[He would tell her that can read her mind but she already thinks he's a war hero doctor prospector astronaut billionaire. Probably won't be good to put more ideas into her head.]

Just be a lucky guess.

[shocksanglocks]

Wow! You sure are, like, good at guessing!

[The 'you should, like, go on a game show' goes unsaid.]

Can you guess where my house is, too?

[pimp_hat]

Well seein' how I been dere already I don't t'ink I gotta.

[shocksanglocks]

Awesome! Just be sure to bring clothes that you can, like, get messy! Really really messy!

[pimp_hat]

[All that says to Kevas is not to wear his armor. His normal clothes are his works clothes.]

Alright be right dere.

[shocksanglocks]

[Tess squeals with delight.]

Yay! You are, like, the best!

[When Kevas arrives at Tess' house, he will find her in a pair of baggy cargo pants and a crop top. There's no way she's going to let any paint, no matter how pink, get on her favorite outfit.

She already has the cans lined up and a few huge brushes in addition to the paint rollers, just in case.]

[pimp_hat]

Only cuz joo bring it outta me.

[Kevas arrives wearing a loose shirt and animal skin pants. He still has his hat with but when he sees the pink paint he keeps it a safe, safe distance away from it.]

Hear I be.

[shocksanglocks]

[Tess leaps at Kevas for a quick tackle-hug. Did Tess ever tell you how excitable she is?]

O-kay! Now just grab a roller and...ummm...

[She looks at the house closely.

More closely than she has ever looked at it ever.

...What the fuck kind of shape is an artichoke...?]