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shocknshootout

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Jan 05, 2011 12:44

Anyone know anything about where to find some fucking ammunition around here?

[He holds up two guns, making sure that anyone who's seeing the video can see them]

For these bad boys. Someone's gotta know.

shooting things, this is not the way to make friends

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video timisnotme January 5 2011, 20:55:17 UTC

The closet wouldn't make it for you?

*Boy will he sound insane if no one's told you about the closets yet.*

Re: video shocknshootout January 5 2011, 20:56:07 UTC

[Yeah, no one's told him, so he's thinking this guy might be crazy]

Closet? The fuck?

Re: video timisnotme January 5 2011, 21:00:50 UTC

*Closer to the truth than you think. He frowns at the screen.*

The.. Closets? No one told you about them?

Re: video shocknshootout January 5 2011, 21:07:13 UTC

No one's told me much of fucking anything, except that I'm in a place called Wonderland, I can't kill every motherfucker here to get back home, and I received a stocking with a gun in it. That's the extent of my fucking knowledge.

Re: video timisnotme January 5 2011, 21:31:03 UTC

You got a gun in your stocking? Thats a million times better than what I got.

Oh. So the closets will give you anything you want. Just think about bullets and they'll be in there.

Re: video shocknshootout January 5 2011, 21:32:37 UTC

Yeah. I arrived here with a gun too. What'd you get?

[He shakes his head]

All right. That's really... fucking weird, but all right.

Re: video timisnotme January 5 2011, 21:38:32 UTC

I got a painting. Go try it out if you don't believe me.

Re: video shocknshootout January 5 2011, 21:40:40 UTC

A painting? What the fuck are you supposed to do with that?

All right, yeah, might as well try it.

[He sets down the communicator and walks away. About three minutes later he comes back]

Well, fuck me. You were right.

Re: video timisnotme January 5 2011, 21:45:40 UTC

Hang it on the wall I guess.

Who're you planning on shooting. *He probably should have asked that BEFORE revealing the secret of never ending bullets.*

Re: video shocknshootout January 5 2011, 21:47:17 UTC

Whoever I want to.

[He shrugs]

Someone already told me you can't fucking kill anyone around here anyway.

Re: video timisnotme January 5 2011, 22:04:24 UTC

You can kill people. They just come back.

Re: video shocknshootout January 5 2011, 22:43:12 UTC

I suppose that's better than nothing.

Re: video timisnotme January 6 2011, 01:05:12 UTC

Well don't go around doing it. It still fucking hurts to die.

Re: video shocknshootout January 6 2011, 01:07:17 UTC

Whatever. I've done it before.

Re: video timisnotme January 6 2011, 01:09:23 UTC

Died or killed people?

Re: video shocknshootout January 6 2011, 01:10:27 UTC

Both.

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