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[ It's... a cow. A perfectly ordinary golden-brown dairy cow. Except she's lying on the floor of the barn and clearly in pain-the reason why is obvious, even in the very poor lighting. Her left haunch, the focus of the camera, is black with what can only be dried blood; very keen eyes might notice something sticking out of her haunch-the piece of

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What the--

Why are you out there?!

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I had to check on her.

VOICE BTW

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[ignoring the cow part]

How bad?

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[ Assumes she means the cow. ] I don't know.

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[She does.]

If you are going to make... burgers or whatever, make sure the meat's sterilized. I'm sure you know that, though.

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I've been butchering monsters here for months now. I'm pretty good at it.

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Right...

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They don't exactly come to us from the store, here. Did you know I was raised vegetarian? I'm a monk. But I'm pretty good at this, now...

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Yes, I know that much.

Do you wish you weren't?

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... Kinda. But someone has to do it, an' I work in the major food service places here, so it makes sense that it's me.

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It does, when you put it that way.

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I can be kinda logical sometimes.

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What a doubtful sounding silence.

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Get back to the hospital soon, okay?

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Not until I have this figured... [...] I've had her since October, y'know?