Massive multi-fic post
Title: New Fields of Study
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, Sherlock/John/Science
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1,116
Summary: John is convinced that Sherlock can't have done every scientific thing ever; turns out, Sherlock hasn't.
Warnings: Mild cursing, off-screen sex
Notes: Prompt from basingstoke: Sherlock does ALL THE SCIENCE and John has to invent new science for him to do. Very silly. Sherlock is ideasexual. This is my husband's fault (he is, too).
Teaser: Sherlock groaned and squinted at the clock. ‘It’s a quarter of five in the morning, John, bugger off!’
‘But have you done it?’ said John triumphantly, his hair a mess, as if he had been running his fingers through it for hours. ‘Have you gone to space?’
Title: Take Me Through The Steps
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, Asexual!Sherlock/Questioning!John
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 2,214
Summary: Sherlock and John have a very open, honest relationship. And when I say 'honest relationship' I mean 'romantic friendship that leads to sex'.
Warnings: Explicit sex, dirty talk, cursing
Notes: Prompt from tanith_13: A couple of different fics over the past few months have alluded to a scenario wherein Sherlock verbally directs John as he masturbates. I would like to read that scene in much greater detail.
Teaser: ‘What do you think about?’
‘You,’ said Sherlock instantly, but frowned at himself as soon as he had spoken. ‘Er, not in a... I’m not obsessed with you or something, don’t get me wrong. You’re the only person I would trust enough. Do you see?’
Title: The Exchange
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, Dom!Mrs Hudson/Sherlock, Sherlock/John
Rating: R
Word count: 1,508
Summary: She steals it, he steals it back, she steals it again.
Warnings: BDSM/kink, cursing, open relationship, vast age difference between partners
Notes: Prompt from basingstoke: Mrs Hudson is secretly Sherlock's Dom. This fic was far easier to write than I had supposed. I know it'll probably squick some people, but meh, I like how it turned out. Can you believe this is the first het I've written in this fandom EVER? Of course I would choose an unusual pairing to pop my hetfic cherry. XD
Teaser: ‘Do you end up sitting around with Mrs Hudson and knitting, or something? It takes ages for you to come back upstairs.’
‘She hides it under things.’ Sherlock avoided eye contact as he opened the door. ‘I have to crawl around on my knees, looking for it.’
Title: Dizzyingly, Unfathomably, Perfectly
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, Sherlock/Moriarty
Rating: R
Word count: 978
Summary: Sherlock, out of curiosity, calls Jim. Takes place during TGG; beware of slight spoilers.
Warnings: Non-explicit sex, non-pejorative use of the word 'fag'
Notes: Prompt from singingrain5: Sherlock/Moriarty in an established (secret) relationship. I think I managed it all right, though it's kind of heartbreaking. :[
Teaser: ‘Has someone finally stumped the great Sherlock Holmes?’ He snaked a hand over Sherlock’s side, pulling him closer, holding him. ‘If you ever find out who it is, you know, I might leave you for him. Power is so attractive.’
Title: Satyr
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, John/Practically everyone
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 214
Summary: John is
Warnings: Lots of implied sex
Notes: Prompt from innie_darling: In one of her books, Josephine Tey had a character argue that people with eyes "that opaque dark blue, like a very faded navy" were invariably "oversexed." I do believe John has eyes that color.
Teaser: 'Are you off, then?’
‘Yes, sorry-there’s a case,’ said John, not as apologetic as he looked.
Title: Hidden Delicacy
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, no pairing
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 307
Summary: Sherlock is a crossdresser, but neither in the manner nor for the reasons one usually is.
Warnings: Partial nudity, homoeroticism
Notes: Prompt from anon_aspasia: Crossdressing Sherlock.
Teaser: ‘How did you manage this before you had a flatmate?’
‘Uncomfortably,’ Sherlock admitted. ‘Hand me my knickers?’
Title: In Their Real Lives
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, past-tense Mycroft/his archenemy
Rating: PG
Word count: 246
Summary: They parted ways, but still have to associate. Such is the nature of their line of work.
Warnings: I accidentally RPS
Notes: Prompt from innie_darling: We know that Moriarty is Sherlock's one true enemy. Who is Mycroft's?
Teaser: No need to socialise, to demand anything, to rake up old disagreements, to look for too long. He would do his job and get it over.
Title: Mandatory Leave
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, Sherlock/John established relationship
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 438
Summary: John and Sherlock in a boat. 100% fluff.
Warnings: Cursing, idle talk of murder
Notes: Prompt from threebooks3: I want something with boats in. Just... boats.
Teaser: ‘I hate the country,’ Sherlock grumbled, his arm shading his eyes from the afternoon sun. ‘I honestly don’t understand why you’ve dragged me here to this hateful, desolate place.’
Title: A Study in Charlotte
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, no pairing
Rating: PG
Word count: 1,726
Summary: John was a sperm donor during university, and ended up with a brilliant child. Sherlock is fascinated. Silly gen fluff.
Warnings: Brief talk of murder/sex/drugs
Notes: Prompt from basingstoke: Sherlock uncling John's kid.
Teaser: ‘No one can put ideas into my head,’ Charlotte announced loftily, taking a dainty sip of her tea. ‘I decide what I remember and what I forget.’
Sherlock beamed at her. ‘Can we keep you forever and ever?’’
Title: Myriad Deflowerings
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, Sherlock/OMC
Rating: R
Word count: 945
Summary: Sherlock does, at one point in his life, have an actual friend, who drags him quite willingly down into corruption.
Warnings: Illegal drug use (enabled), cursing, underage sex (non-explicit)
Notes: Prompt from sunken_standard: Any first times for young Sherlock. First cigarette, first sexual experience, first hit, first conversation with the skull, first time he hears/sees a picture David Bowie (:D). This fic takes place in the same universe as Even The Best Men Shiver, and includes Colin (my favourite OC; LOL I stick him into every fandom), who only shows up in that fic as an off-screen character.
Teaser: ‘I find,’ Colin explained, tying a handkerchief tightly across the top of his arm, ‘that it helps organise my thoughts.’
Sherlock stared up at David Bowie for awhile, then, unmoving but for to roll up the sleeve closest to Colin, he said, ‘All right, then.’
Title: Concerning Feline Wiles
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, no pairing
Rating: PG
Word count: 1,000
Summary: Sherlock is a cat person. 100% adorable/silly fluff.
Warnings: Talk of dead bodies, mild cursing
Notes: Prompt from noirrosaleen: Sherlock attempting to woo a reluctant cat for a case. (Maybe it's evidence? IDK, I just want "Here puss, that's a good kitty" and an affronted cat). I went a little off the mark with this one, but I hope you'll like it. :D
Teaser: John stared at him, disbelieving. ‘Not only are you talking baby-talk, but you named the evidence cat?’
Title: Two Entirely Different Realms
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, Mycroft/John mostly unrequited, casual (no sex) John/Groovy-and-accepting!Sarah
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3,170
Summary: Mycroft keeps doing John favours. Sherlock is understandably suspicious. John is just confused.
Warnings: Cursing, talk of sex
Notes: Prompt from aliciaforferris: I always wanted to read a fic where John and (anybody but Sherlock (maybe Harry?)) are in trouble somewhere/need tickets/some other plot device and so John calls Mycroft and BAM- problem solved. The other person/Harry is suitably impressed/freaked out. Bonus points if Mycroft shows up with the *very subtle* black car? This is another one where I strayed from the prompt somewhat, but an idea grabbed my brain and I love the results; I hope you do, too.
Teaser: ‘There’s a man,’ John told Sarah as they stood on her balcony, looking at the stars, ‘who wants to court me.’
Sarah laughed-not unkindly, simply out of surprise. ‘Court you? Who is this guy, Mr Darcy?’
Title: Cock of the Walk, Or: A Dynamic Experiment
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, Sherlock/John, facetious talk of Holmescest
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 2,803
Summary: Long Sherlock is lonnnnng. Also naïve. (OR IS HE?) John is distracted. (OR IS HE? ...yes. Yes, he is.) 100% cracky slash.
Warnings: Lots and lots of innuendo, suggestions of incest, some non-explicit sex, mild talk of fantasy violence, cursing
Notes: Prompt from noirrosaleen: There once was a man named Sherlock/Who had a spectacular cock/When he took off his pants/It extended through France/And reached all the way to Bangkok. I went crazy with this fic. Also, a bonus detail for threebooks3, who is mad keen on boats: Sherlock gets thrown in the Thames! (I swear, this is becoming my personal fanon about as much as the rampant David Bowie lovin' in my fics.)
Teaser: ‘You’re so frustrating I want to bang you against a wall.’
Sherlock blinked. ‘Sorry?’
‘Bang your head,’ said John, clutching his temples, ‘against a wall. Christ, Sherlock, haven’t you realised?’
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, Sherlock/John/Science
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1,116
Summary: John is convinced that Sherlock can't have done every scientific thing ever; turns out, Sherlock hasn't.
Warnings: Mild cursing, off-screen sex
Notes: Prompt from basingstoke: Sherlock does ALL THE SCIENCE and John has to invent new science for him to do. Very silly. Sherlock is ideasexual. This is my husband's fault (he is, too).
Teaser: Sherlock groaned and squinted at the clock. ‘It’s a quarter of five in the morning, John, bugger off!’
‘But have you done it?’ said John triumphantly, his hair a mess, as if he had been running his fingers through it for hours. ‘Have you gone to space?’
Title: Take Me Through The Steps
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, Asexual!Sherlock/Questioning!John
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 2,214
Summary: Sherlock and John have a very open, honest relationship. And when I say 'honest relationship' I mean 'romantic friendship that leads to sex'.
Warnings: Explicit sex, dirty talk, cursing
Notes: Prompt from tanith_13: A couple of different fics over the past few months have alluded to a scenario wherein Sherlock verbally directs John as he masturbates. I would like to read that scene in much greater detail.
Teaser: ‘What do you think about?’
‘You,’ said Sherlock instantly, but frowned at himself as soon as he had spoken. ‘Er, not in a... I’m not obsessed with you or something, don’t get me wrong. You’re the only person I would trust enough. Do you see?’
Title: The Exchange
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, Dom!Mrs Hudson/Sherlock, Sherlock/John
Rating: R
Word count: 1,508
Summary: She steals it, he steals it back, she steals it again.
Warnings: BDSM/kink, cursing, open relationship, vast age difference between partners
Notes: Prompt from basingstoke: Mrs Hudson is secretly Sherlock's Dom. This fic was far easier to write than I had supposed. I know it'll probably squick some people, but meh, I like how it turned out. Can you believe this is the first het I've written in this fandom EVER? Of course I would choose an unusual pairing to pop my hetfic cherry. XD
Teaser: ‘Do you end up sitting around with Mrs Hudson and knitting, or something? It takes ages for you to come back upstairs.’
‘She hides it under things.’ Sherlock avoided eye contact as he opened the door. ‘I have to crawl around on my knees, looking for it.’
Title: Dizzyingly, Unfathomably, Perfectly
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, Sherlock/Moriarty
Rating: R
Word count: 978
Summary: Sherlock, out of curiosity, calls Jim. Takes place during TGG; beware of slight spoilers.
Warnings: Non-explicit sex, non-pejorative use of the word 'fag'
Notes: Prompt from singingrain5: Sherlock/Moriarty in an established (secret) relationship. I think I managed it all right, though it's kind of heartbreaking. :[
Teaser: ‘Has someone finally stumped the great Sherlock Holmes?’ He snaked a hand over Sherlock’s side, pulling him closer, holding him. ‘If you ever find out who it is, you know, I might leave you for him. Power is so attractive.’
Title: Satyr
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, John/Practically everyone
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 214
Summary: John is
Warnings: Lots of implied sex
Notes: Prompt from innie_darling: In one of her books, Josephine Tey had a character argue that people with eyes "that opaque dark blue, like a very faded navy" were invariably "oversexed." I do believe John has eyes that color.
Teaser: 'Are you off, then?’
‘Yes, sorry-there’s a case,’ said John, not as apologetic as he looked.
Title: Hidden Delicacy
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, no pairing
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 307
Summary: Sherlock is a crossdresser, but neither in the manner nor for the reasons one usually is.
Warnings: Partial nudity, homoeroticism
Notes: Prompt from anon_aspasia: Crossdressing Sherlock.
Teaser: ‘How did you manage this before you had a flatmate?’
‘Uncomfortably,’ Sherlock admitted. ‘Hand me my knickers?’
Title: In Their Real Lives
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, past-tense Mycroft/his archenemy
Rating: PG
Word count: 246
Summary: They parted ways, but still have to associate. Such is the nature of their line of work.
Warnings: I accidentally RPS
Notes: Prompt from innie_darling: We know that Moriarty is Sherlock's one true enemy. Who is Mycroft's?
Teaser: No need to socialise, to demand anything, to rake up old disagreements, to look for too long. He would do his job and get it over.
Title: Mandatory Leave
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, Sherlock/John established relationship
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 438
Summary: John and Sherlock in a boat. 100% fluff.
Warnings: Cursing, idle talk of murder
Notes: Prompt from threebooks3: I want something with boats in. Just... boats.
Teaser: ‘I hate the country,’ Sherlock grumbled, his arm shading his eyes from the afternoon sun. ‘I honestly don’t understand why you’ve dragged me here to this hateful, desolate place.’
Title: A Study in Charlotte
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, no pairing
Rating: PG
Word count: 1,726
Summary: John was a sperm donor during university, and ended up with a brilliant child. Sherlock is fascinated. Silly gen fluff.
Warnings: Brief talk of murder/sex/drugs
Notes: Prompt from basingstoke: Sherlock uncling John's kid.
Teaser: ‘No one can put ideas into my head,’ Charlotte announced loftily, taking a dainty sip of her tea. ‘I decide what I remember and what I forget.’
Sherlock beamed at her. ‘Can we keep you forever and ever?’’
Title: Myriad Deflowerings
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, Sherlock/OMC
Rating: R
Word count: 945
Summary: Sherlock does, at one point in his life, have an actual friend, who drags him quite willingly down into corruption.
Warnings: Illegal drug use (enabled), cursing, underage sex (non-explicit)
Notes: Prompt from sunken_standard: Any first times for young Sherlock. First cigarette, first sexual experience, first hit, first conversation with the skull, first time he hears/sees a picture David Bowie (:D). This fic takes place in the same universe as Even The Best Men Shiver, and includes Colin (my favourite OC; LOL I stick him into every fandom), who only shows up in that fic as an off-screen character.
Teaser: ‘I find,’ Colin explained, tying a handkerchief tightly across the top of his arm, ‘that it helps organise my thoughts.’
Sherlock stared up at David Bowie for awhile, then, unmoving but for to roll up the sleeve closest to Colin, he said, ‘All right, then.’
Title: Concerning Feline Wiles
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, no pairing
Rating: PG
Word count: 1,000
Summary: Sherlock is a cat person. 100% adorable/silly fluff.
Warnings: Talk of dead bodies, mild cursing
Notes: Prompt from noirrosaleen: Sherlock attempting to woo a reluctant cat for a case. (Maybe it's evidence? IDK, I just want "Here puss, that's a good kitty" and an affronted cat). I went a little off the mark with this one, but I hope you'll like it. :D
Teaser: John stared at him, disbelieving. ‘Not only are you talking baby-talk, but you named the evidence cat?’
Title: Two Entirely Different Realms
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, Mycroft/John mostly unrequited, casual (no sex) John/Groovy-and-accepting!Sarah
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3,170
Summary: Mycroft keeps doing John favours. Sherlock is understandably suspicious. John is just confused.
Warnings: Cursing, talk of sex
Notes: Prompt from aliciaforferris: I always wanted to read a fic where John and (anybody but Sherlock (maybe Harry?)) are in trouble somewhere/need tickets/some other plot device and so John calls Mycroft and BAM- problem solved. The other person/Harry is suitably impressed/freaked out. Bonus points if Mycroft shows up with the *very subtle* black car? This is another one where I strayed from the prompt somewhat, but an idea grabbed my brain and I love the results; I hope you do, too.
Teaser: ‘There’s a man,’ John told Sarah as they stood on her balcony, looking at the stars, ‘who wants to court me.’
Sarah laughed-not unkindly, simply out of surprise. ‘Court you? Who is this guy, Mr Darcy?’
Title: Cock of the Walk, Or: A Dynamic Experiment
Fandom/Pairing: BBC Sherlock, Sherlock/John, facetious talk of Holmescest
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 2,803
Summary: Long Sherlock is lonnnnng. Also naïve. (OR IS HE?) John is distracted. (OR IS HE? ...yes. Yes, he is.) 100% cracky slash.
Warnings: Lots and lots of innuendo, suggestions of incest, some non-explicit sex, mild talk of fantasy violence, cursing
Notes: Prompt from noirrosaleen: There once was a man named Sherlock/Who had a spectacular cock/When he took off his pants/It extended through France/And reached all the way to Bangkok. I went crazy with this fic. Also, a bonus detail for threebooks3, who is mad keen on boats: Sherlock gets thrown in the Thames! (I swear, this is becoming my personal fanon about as much as the rampant David Bowie lovin' in my fics.)
Teaser: ‘You’re so frustrating I want to bang you against a wall.’
Sherlock blinked. ‘Sorry?’
‘Bang your head,’ said John, clutching his temples, ‘against a wall. Christ, Sherlock, haven’t you realised?’