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Nov 07, 2008 23:38

I met MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN today!
I waited in line for hours for him to sign the two bottles of wine.
During those 4+ hours i stood/sat/leaned and thought long and hard about what i would say to him when i finally got the chance to see him.
I asked Maynard James Keenan "Would you rather fight a bear or a 500 pound moth?"
MJK:" what was that?"
ME:"Would you rather fight a bear or a 500 pound moth?"
MJK: "Well honestly the bear because if you think about the mass of the moth and it's body I..."
ME: " O wait! you have a lighter!"
MJK: "The moth"
ME: "OK yay"
( as i walk off with the biggest grin on my face)
MJK: "Was that the right answer?"
Girl behind me: "I don't know?!"
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