Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I helped
amytzviah across the street (6 points). Last Saturday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In October I bought porn for
sportsgal25 (10 points). In April I gave
twistofphate a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been nice (9 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
shmurphy