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it all started when i woke up saturday morning, walked out of my bedroom and discovered one of my flowers (i bought these awesome magenta-ish flowers) had been beheaded. we're talking the stem still in the vase, a trail of petals left across my living room to where the flower laid 8 feet from where it should be. not gonna lie, i was a little weirded out. stuff like that shouldn't happen when you live by yourself. i have the pics for proof. i turn to my screen door to my porch and look at the hole in the screen that i swear wasn't there when i moved in. i really hoped some animal hadn't come in, but honestly, besides my turtle turning demonic and escaping his tank to destroy flowers, i figured that is what had to of happened. i checked under the couch for good measure, make sure i wouldn't happen to come across a new pet, and decided it was time to duct tape the hole in the screen, because we all know duct tape solves any problem. well, i come in from work today, and the duct tape is half hanging off the hole to outside, with bite marks in it. now you don't have to be sherlock holmes to know that if the duct tape is folded to outside, that means something was in and wanted out. meaning i've been living with a squirrel or something in my apartment for the weekend. this kind of thing is not supposed to happen in real life. needless to say, that sliding door is now closed and will only be open when i'm in the room to watch the entrance of my little friend. so creepy.