Mar 23, 2005 15:25
Ok. Colin-don't do drugs man. but hey ther great. they really are ahhaha. you stay clean my man..any fun times needed by drugs i will take care of
So my mom took me to the doctor yesterday for a number of reasons: 1-sick..again for the 5th time in the last like 2 months. 2-because apparently according to her im depressed? well no shit lady you grounded me AGAIN. i wouldnt use the term depressed. but oh well.
SO doctor spoc as i will call him talks to me with my mom about some shit then my mom leaves. he asks me if i feel depressed n stuff. i told himi wasnt and i forget the next 5 minutes of the conversation.oh well. next he asks me if i do drugs. sooo i think ot myself..sure no harm. patient confidentiallity. "yea man i do marry j" so he asks how often and i take a guess. now for the interesting part. i can now inform u about why cocaine is popular on the market. don't know why he told me about it. BUT weed can shrink ur dick.apperently. ok no biggey i can lose abit there i dont mind. it can also shrink ur balls. ok now wer gettin sketchy. WEED can give u ED. ok FUCK that. doc spoc was pulling shit outta his ass. in any case i dont smoke it taht much. but ryan my man let that be a warning. try to keep the tokage to a minimum or no more anal sex for u. thats my story. he concluded i wasnt depressed. annd thats about it. stupid ass grounding parents. think they know so much.