Journal Entries and such
Ali was reading my Journal archives today and I started looking at some of them too. Dear GOD I was an annoying teenager. I have no idea how anyone could have tolerated me. It's a miracle I even had friends. If I could meet my past self I'd probably smack her in the head and tell her to be less of a little shit. It was so cringeworthy that I couldn't even get through my 2003 archives. I wanted to skip straight to my Uni archives, hoping that I had matured a considerable amount.
Ali found some entries from 2005 (my last year of high school) and dear GOD I mention Eccles (the guy I had a thing for) ALOT. And so many of my entries are PA-THE-TIC. I don't even recognise myself in alot of them, and I put up with SO MUCH CRAP with people in high school that I didn't realise at the time. Like Andrew, he was always being an arsehole to me and I kept forgiving him and being his friend. Nowdays if someone treated me that way I'd tell them to go take a hike. And dear GOD in my early entries I was so hypocritical it's not funny. I'd be going on about how I hate backstabbers and people who bitch behind people's backs, and then in my next entry I'll be all "OMG (insert name here) IS PISSING ME OFF!!! YOU PROBABLY WONT READ THIS BUT I HATE YOOOOU!!"
On the plus side though, I did find a couple of funny entries. This one cracked me up when I found it. It's me describing what would be the best day of my life. Keep in mind that 'Tori' was Eccles's girlfriend and I hated her, and "that annoying English exchange student" was... well... an annoying English Exchange student. Enjoy!
(Written by Viv in 2005)
The Only Thing That Could Top Viv's Big Day Out Day:
It's morning, the radio wakes me up with "My My My" or something equally as awesome. I wake up with fantastical hair. Then Jack Sparrow walks into my room and says "Guess what, you don't have to go to school today, I'm hiring someone to do all your exams for you!"
"Hooray!" I will shout. "Who are you hiring?"
"Albert Einstein, William Shakespeare and Steven Hawking."
"w00t!"
"Say Viv, would you like some ice cream, mousse and expensive-arse chocolates!?!?"
"Gee, I really shouldn't --" I will say.
"Ah, on the contrary!" Says Jack Sparrow. "Not only do these delicious desserts have no calories or fat, they actually make you LOSE weight!"
"w00t!"
After that Jack will give me all his money and I will spend the afternoon buying expensive-arse outfits. Then I'll have lunch with Billie-Joe Armstrong (the lead singer of Green Day), go Ice-skating with Edward Scissorhands (my my, that would be interesting) and return home to Jack Sparrow who has been cleaning my entire house. Then we'd get drunk and he'd stand up and announce that we're going to a concert of the Darkness, featuring the Rolling Stones, Michael Jackson and AC/DC.
"w00t, this has been the best night evar." I will say upon going home.
"Say look, there's that stupid english exchange student, Paris Hilton and Tori - let's throw them off cliffs while throwing eggs at them!"
"w00t!"
Then Paris Hilton, the stupid exchange student and Tori will run home crying about how egg stains don't wash out, and we will laugh. LAUGH I TELLS YOU.
"I think I'll go back to my crew now."
"NOOOOYOUHAVETOSTAYANDDOSTUFFWINKWINKNUDGENUDGEOMG!!!!11"
"Yeah ok what the hell sure."
"OMG THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVAR"
And then Sarah randomly turns up. "Can I borrow Orlando for a bit?"
"......fine, just stay away from Jack."
THE END OMG.
Ali found some entries from 2005 (my last year of high school) and dear GOD I mention Eccles (the guy I had a thing for) ALOT. And so many of my entries are PA-THE-TIC. I don't even recognise myself in alot of them, and I put up with SO MUCH CRAP with people in high school that I didn't realise at the time. Like Andrew, he was always being an arsehole to me and I kept forgiving him and being his friend. Nowdays if someone treated me that way I'd tell them to go take a hike. And dear GOD in my early entries I was so hypocritical it's not funny. I'd be going on about how I hate backstabbers and people who bitch behind people's backs, and then in my next entry I'll be all "OMG (insert name here) IS PISSING ME OFF!!! YOU PROBABLY WONT READ THIS BUT I HATE YOOOOU!!"
On the plus side though, I did find a couple of funny entries. This one cracked me up when I found it. It's me describing what would be the best day of my life. Keep in mind that 'Tori' was Eccles's girlfriend and I hated her, and "that annoying English exchange student" was... well... an annoying English Exchange student. Enjoy!
(Written by Viv in 2005)
The Only Thing That Could Top Viv's Big Day Out Day:
It's morning, the radio wakes me up with "My My My" or something equally as awesome. I wake up with fantastical hair. Then Jack Sparrow walks into my room and says "Guess what, you don't have to go to school today, I'm hiring someone to do all your exams for you!"
"Hooray!" I will shout. "Who are you hiring?"
"Albert Einstein, William Shakespeare and Steven Hawking."
"w00t!"
"Say Viv, would you like some ice cream, mousse and expensive-arse chocolates!?!?"
"Gee, I really shouldn't --" I will say.
"Ah, on the contrary!" Says Jack Sparrow. "Not only do these delicious desserts have no calories or fat, they actually make you LOSE weight!"
"w00t!"
After that Jack will give me all his money and I will spend the afternoon buying expensive-arse outfits. Then I'll have lunch with Billie-Joe Armstrong (the lead singer of Green Day), go Ice-skating with Edward Scissorhands (my my, that would be interesting) and return home to Jack Sparrow who has been cleaning my entire house. Then we'd get drunk and he'd stand up and announce that we're going to a concert of the Darkness, featuring the Rolling Stones, Michael Jackson and AC/DC.
"w00t, this has been the best night evar." I will say upon going home.
"Say look, there's that stupid english exchange student, Paris Hilton and Tori - let's throw them off cliffs while throwing eggs at them!"
"w00t!"
Then Paris Hilton, the stupid exchange student and Tori will run home crying about how egg stains don't wash out, and we will laugh. LAUGH I TELLS YOU.
"I think I'll go back to my crew now."
"NOOOOYOUHAVETOSTAYANDDOSTUFFWINKWINKNUDGENUDGEOMG!!!!11"
"Yeah ok what the hell sure."
"OMG THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVAR"
And then Sarah randomly turns up. "Can I borrow Orlando for a bit?"
"......fine, just stay away from Jack."
THE END OMG.