Little Britain Live!
Hell yes!
Stuff I almost died laughing at:
-Lou hitching his pants up extremely high like a grandpa and all the girls wolf-whistling at him.
-Dennis Waterman going "oh don't patronise me!" when everyone started going "awww" at his sadness.
-All the Adelaide jokes in there. Such as when Vicky Pollard said to a girl in the audience "oh shut up you slag, I saw you around Hindley street with your fanny out."
-Some of the improvised stuff. Mr Mann was choosing paint colours and he suddenly went "I want that one" in the Andy voice and Matt Lucas was trying SO hard not to laugh. Then he responded in a Lou voice saying "I fink it'd be a bit of a kerfuffle," and Mr Mann's like "I WANT THAT ONE" and Matt Lucas goes "Eh Eh Eh." And you could tell they had just made this up on the spot because they both looked a little shocked when they both kept immitating each other's characters. It was hillarious.
-In the Dennis Waterman sketch they kept making references to the fact that alot of people hate that sketch. It was funny.
-When Lou did a crappy impersonation of some British guy and Andy said "You've made an idiot of yourself in front of everyone" and Lou looked all sad. I wanted to give him a hug. ^_^
-Emily and Florence riding around on their double bike saying "We're not men, definitely not men."
-One of the Carol Beer sound effects was botched and he goes "Well there's ONE joke ruined."
-"Look into my eyes look into my eyes not around the eyes don't look around the eyes look into my eyes! You're under! YOU DON'T WANT THOSE EARRINGS. IN FACT, YOU DON'T HAVE EARS. Three two one.." "Pardon?"
Oh-my-god-I-so-can't-believe-they-just-did-that moments:
Well David Walliams and Matt Lucas were damn right when they said their live show had shock value. I've got to say I had no idea that any of the stuff that went down would ever go down. These are some of those moments:
-David Walliams was being Des Kaye, a lesser known season one character who is an ex childrens TV show host with major issues. He pulled this sixteen year old guy from the audience on stage and started hitting on him something chronic and dishing out really creepy lines. He then said they were going to play "Hide the saussage" and gave him one to hide on his person. During the search for the saussage, he managed to grab his arse, poke his nads and kiss him on the cheek. THEN he knocked him over, jumped on him and started HUMPING HIM and going "Oh daniel! Oh daniel!". And he managed to kiss his arse too. The guy was a really good sport about it all, but he was so red in the face and I can't imagine what would've happened if they had accidentally pulled up a mean homophobe on stage.
-Matt Lucas as Marjorie Dawes was looking for new members of Fat Fighters in the audience and was hillariously insulting every fat person in sight. There was one fat lady that wouldn't go on stage so Marjorie said "Oh, I guess it's humiliating enough having to walk outside of your house," and those kind of insults. She ended up pulling this size sixteen girl out of the audience (who was a very good sport) and insulted her like crazy. It might sound really awful but it was all in the character and I'm sure the girl didn't take it seriously. Like Marjorie gave her this gigantic t-shirt that could fit at least five people and said "This'll probably be a bit snug on you".
-In the Vicky Pollard skit she said "Since I'm in Australia I went down to see Ramsey Street where they film Neighbours cos I wanted to get off with Ned Parker, but I ended up getting fingered by Harold Bishop."
-Anne ran around the audience shoving his G-stringed arse in people's faces and making fart noises.
-On the Sebastian skit, David Walliams aka Sebastian TOOK ALL HIS CLOTHES OFF, stuck his John Thomas between his legs and went "look prime minister, I'm a woman!" I almost died. David Walliams is hot enough and Sebastian is like my favourite character. SCORE.
Stuff that made me go SQUEEE!
-The first character to ever come on stage was Lou. I screamed "I LOVE YOU LOUUU!" seeing as he's a legend. Lou and Andy are probably my favourite characters on the whole show. Andy is a bastard but he's a loveable bastard. And Lou is so wonderful that if he was real I'd fall head over heels for him despite his distasteful appearance.
-The fact that they actually did Ray McCooney. I didn't think they'd do him because he was a season one only character, but they DID HIM. And life is good.
-Andy running around the crowd and stealing people's chips.
-Andy getting a tattoo and saying (instead of the ceremonial "Don't like it") "I am emotionally displeased."
-The fact that they did Kenny Craig. I love Kenny Craig.
-The fact that they DID Mr Mann! I LOVE Mr Mann!
-The grand finale. It was a MUSICAL NUMBER. It was a Daffyd Thomas musical number. He sang a song called "I'm gay, get over it." it souunded like something out of the Village people and the lights and everything were fantastic. LITTLE BRITAIN - THE MUSICAL.
Man, what a great night.
Stuff I almost died laughing at:
-Lou hitching his pants up extremely high like a grandpa and all the girls wolf-whistling at him.
-Dennis Waterman going "oh don't patronise me!" when everyone started going "awww" at his sadness.
-All the Adelaide jokes in there. Such as when Vicky Pollard said to a girl in the audience "oh shut up you slag, I saw you around Hindley street with your fanny out."
-Some of the improvised stuff. Mr Mann was choosing paint colours and he suddenly went "I want that one" in the Andy voice and Matt Lucas was trying SO hard not to laugh. Then he responded in a Lou voice saying "I fink it'd be a bit of a kerfuffle," and Mr Mann's like "I WANT THAT ONE" and Matt Lucas goes "Eh Eh Eh." And you could tell they had just made this up on the spot because they both looked a little shocked when they both kept immitating each other's characters. It was hillarious.
-In the Dennis Waterman sketch they kept making references to the fact that alot of people hate that sketch. It was funny.
-When Lou did a crappy impersonation of some British guy and Andy said "You've made an idiot of yourself in front of everyone" and Lou looked all sad. I wanted to give him a hug. ^_^
-Emily and Florence riding around on their double bike saying "We're not men, definitely not men."
-One of the Carol Beer sound effects was botched and he goes "Well there's ONE joke ruined."
-"Look into my eyes look into my eyes not around the eyes don't look around the eyes look into my eyes! You're under! YOU DON'T WANT THOSE EARRINGS. IN FACT, YOU DON'T HAVE EARS. Three two one.." "Pardon?"
Oh-my-god-I-so-can't-believe-they-just-did-that moments:
Well David Walliams and Matt Lucas were damn right when they said their live show had shock value. I've got to say I had no idea that any of the stuff that went down would ever go down. These are some of those moments:
-David Walliams was being Des Kaye, a lesser known season one character who is an ex childrens TV show host with major issues. He pulled this sixteen year old guy from the audience on stage and started hitting on him something chronic and dishing out really creepy lines. He then said they were going to play "Hide the saussage" and gave him one to hide on his person. During the search for the saussage, he managed to grab his arse, poke his nads and kiss him on the cheek. THEN he knocked him over, jumped on him and started HUMPING HIM and going "Oh daniel! Oh daniel!". And he managed to kiss his arse too. The guy was a really good sport about it all, but he was so red in the face and I can't imagine what would've happened if they had accidentally pulled up a mean homophobe on stage.
-Matt Lucas as Marjorie Dawes was looking for new members of Fat Fighters in the audience and was hillariously insulting every fat person in sight. There was one fat lady that wouldn't go on stage so Marjorie said "Oh, I guess it's humiliating enough having to walk outside of your house," and those kind of insults. She ended up pulling this size sixteen girl out of the audience (who was a very good sport) and insulted her like crazy. It might sound really awful but it was all in the character and I'm sure the girl didn't take it seriously. Like Marjorie gave her this gigantic t-shirt that could fit at least five people and said "This'll probably be a bit snug on you".
-In the Vicky Pollard skit she said "Since I'm in Australia I went down to see Ramsey Street where they film Neighbours cos I wanted to get off with Ned Parker, but I ended up getting fingered by Harold Bishop."
-Anne ran around the audience shoving his G-stringed arse in people's faces and making fart noises.
-On the Sebastian skit, David Walliams aka Sebastian TOOK ALL HIS CLOTHES OFF, stuck his John Thomas between his legs and went "look prime minister, I'm a woman!" I almost died. David Walliams is hot enough and Sebastian is like my favourite character. SCORE.
Stuff that made me go SQUEEE!
-The first character to ever come on stage was Lou. I screamed "I LOVE YOU LOUUU!" seeing as he's a legend. Lou and Andy are probably my favourite characters on the whole show. Andy is a bastard but he's a loveable bastard. And Lou is so wonderful that if he was real I'd fall head over heels for him despite his distasteful appearance.
-The fact that they actually did Ray McCooney. I didn't think they'd do him because he was a season one only character, but they DID HIM. And life is good.
-Andy running around the crowd and stealing people's chips.
-Andy getting a tattoo and saying (instead of the ceremonial "Don't like it") "I am emotionally displeased."
-The fact that they did Kenny Craig. I love Kenny Craig.
-The fact that they DID Mr Mann! I LOVE Mr Mann!
-The grand finale. It was a MUSICAL NUMBER. It was a Daffyd Thomas musical number. He sang a song called "I'm gay, get over it." it souunded like something out of the Village people and the lights and everything were fantastic. LITTLE BRITAIN - THE MUSICAL.
Man, what a great night.