Daily posts! Isn't this sad. I know I said I'd spend some time off the computer but I promised myself ages ago that every time I had a really awesome/weird dream I'd write it down because I forget them real easily.
Oh yeah going to Jiffy's tonight. Yay! Happy Birthday Jiff! :D
Yay, adventure dream! The last time I had an adventure dream was like, three years ago. I LOVE ADVENTURE DREAMS. :D
In my dream I was in this highly stylised graveyard looking for my sister who had been taken hostage. Here I was basically an armed hero trying to catch the villain and save the day, hoorah! Finally I saw the captor, this weird little Goth girl who looked around nine years old. She had short dark blue hair and was armed with a knife and a stake. She was a really good fighter, she kept lunging at me with the knife using all these crazy kung fu moves and I seemed to dodge them out of PURE LUCK. Sometimes I got stabbed although I didn't feel it. Whenever I got too close she'd attack, and at other times she'd attempt to stab Barbara and I had to intervene before she got hurt. I got my stake out and started throwing them at the goth girl ala Buffy (which is weird seeing as I haven't watched Buffy in roughly three years) and most of them missed her. At this moment I realised I needed this little Goth Girl on my side, because I had the boss to fight. So as the Goth Girl was about to stab me, I reached into my pocket and pulled out an invisible gun and shot her right in the heart.
I was thinking "Whoa, how did that happen?" as I watched the smoking gun materialise in my hand. I realised I had powers, and if I had powers, I could create, curse, bless and control. The little Goth Girl was lying dead on the floor and I stood over her and said, "Do you wish to live again? I will give you back your life as long as you vow to never aid evil with your phenomenal skills, and swear never to hurt me or my sister again."
At that, her wounds healed and she stood up, looking really pissed off. She picked up her weapons and walked away. Next thing I knew, it was like ten years later (even though no one I knew had aged) and the Goth Girl was in a dark castle with a bunch of bad guys, one of whom looked alot like Snape only with elbow-length hair. The Snape guy must have been the boss, and he was talking to his cronies about how he was going to bring us all down. Every time he mentioned this, the Goth Girl looked really angry and walked out of the room as though she was thinking goddamit I hate being good. I was hidden against the outside wall of the castle, close to to the tallest window. Since I had powers, I wasn't afraid of falling. I grabbed a blue bag of unknown contents from the room and disappeared before anyone could catch me.
I appeared at Aberfoyle Park High School, in the Maths building with a bunch of guys I know like Jiffy, Spek and all that. Instead of having three classrooms, the Maths building was just one big room upstairs that was at least six storeys high. I was excited to see what was in the bag, but to my dismay it was just a bunch of random objects like ropes, hooks and basically stuff Indiana Jones would have with him.
Some of the guys thought it would be funny if we completely vandalised the room and I thought it was a great idea because Mr. Osborne (my principal at Bethesda Christian College) was now ruling APHS, and I hated him. By now all the guys were gone from the Classroom and were vandalising the grass outside the area, and Mr. Osborne came up to the classroom and yelled "YOU! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU ARE DEAD MEAT!". He pulled out a gun.
I knew I didn't have my powers anymore now that Mr. Osborne was around, so I grabbed the ropes and hooks and attached them to the window, throwing other random objects in his path to trip him over. While he was down, I jumped out the window and slid down the whole six storeys in a few seconds using the rope. He was too old to do anything of the sort in the amount of time I did, so I ran for it, and ran into a nearby classroom that was having an exam. I sat with my back to the door like all the other students. Then I started to worry, if Mr Osborne saw my hair from the doorway he'd recognise me instantly. How many people at my school have loads of dark curly hair? So I looked into the blue bag and found a large cloth. I wrapped it around my head and hid my hair with it so I looked like a muslim girl, and sat at the table with my back to the door. When Mr. Osborne came and looked around for me, he didn't see me and walked away in a huff. Then I jumped on the table and cheered because that was probably the cleverest thing I've ever thought up.
Then Ali walked in and went "What was that all about?"
And I said "Ali, boy have I got a story to tell you.
And I woke up.