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Today, my girlfriend was holding a copy of her Twilight book. She didn't dump me for a fictional character because she thinks it's crap. MLIA.
Today, I was wore white pants to school and started bleeding. Luckily, my friend had a band-aid for my finger. MLIA
Today I turned 11. I did not receive a letter from Hogwarts. MLIA
Today, I was on a boat. T-Pain wasn't there. MLIA
Today, my boyfriend gave me a box. His dick wasn't inside. MLIA
Last night, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film. I stepped outside into the rain, checked my phone and saw you rang, so I called you back. MLIA
Today, I was wore white pants to school and started bleeding. Luckily, my friend had a band-aid for my finger. MLIA
Today I turned 11. I did not receive a letter from Hogwarts. MLIA
Today, I was on a boat. T-Pain wasn't there. MLIA
Today, my boyfriend gave me a box. His dick wasn't inside. MLIA
Last night, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film. I stepped outside into the rain, checked my phone and saw you rang, so I called you back. MLIA