Cellphone contacts

[shmigs]

I bought a used cellphone at the annual Gladstone unclaimed evidence police auction several weeks ago and today purchased a charger. I was able to get it working and thought the existing contact names in the phonebook were somewhat amusing....



aaron
ant
bb
ben stanton
brandy
buster
claycomo
crazy ms jonz
dog
enterprise
frog
gary tammy
heather abree
j ed
james
jazbo
jenifer
john claycomo
jones
kenny
kenny bitch
lil jeff
lisa
marc mccaslin
marc underwood
mike rector
mikey
mom
mom office
mr. tweeky
mr. lenny
ms.jonz=jonz'n
neighbor
oscar
pattie cell
pattie home
paul
pawnshop
phoenix
punk
punk bitch
rhino
rick
robert duncan
ryan
ryan bros
shop
stephanie
todd webb
topshelve
traveler
two dogs
yep