some delectable jokes for you
so i created these sweet little crumpets over the past few days and thought i would share them, mostly because one has a humorous story to go along with it (as if they aren't humorous enough by themselves)
Q. What does a Jewish man put on when he is sleepy?
A. A Yawnaka
Q. What does an excited ninja say when he hits you?
A. Hiyay!
Q. What does an excited blogger drink when he's thirsty?
A. w00ter
and for the last one, i will include it in a conversation i had over dinner with Ashley
Me: Hey, i made up a new joke.
Ash: No, shut-up. *covers her ears*
yata yata yata
Me: What do you call a horse when it's mom is a slut?
Ash: What?
Me: A horse of a different steed!!
Ash: I don't get it.
Me: You know, like a horse of a different breed, but instead, it's a horse of a different steed!
Ash: What? No, it's not a horse of a different breed; it's a horse of a different color.
Me: Oh...maybe that's why nobody got it...
Ash: Or because it's stupid.
Q. What does a Jewish man put on when he is sleepy?
A. A Yawnaka
Q. What does an excited ninja say when he hits you?
A. Hiyay!
Q. What does an excited blogger drink when he's thirsty?
A. w00ter
and for the last one, i will include it in a conversation i had over dinner with Ashley
Me: Hey, i made up a new joke.
Ash: No, shut-up. *covers her ears*
yata yata yata
Me: What do you call a horse when it's mom is a slut?
Ash: What?
Me: A horse of a different steed!!
Ash: I don't get it.
Me: You know, like a horse of a different breed, but instead, it's a horse of a different steed!
Ash: What? No, it's not a horse of a different breed; it's a horse of a different color.
Me: Oh...maybe that's why nobody got it...
Ash: Or because it's stupid.