what a morning!!!
Seriously i've had a fantastic morning!! Albeit, some "bad news" was delivered - i'm always up for "something else" over "the usual."
So i go to the hospital on Century Park & Olympic, nice area, lots of rich jews. In the lobby while waiting for an elevator, I hear an old man shouting and mumbling (possibly in yiddish?) something about sex and Jerry Lewis (two topics i vehemently avoid having combined in the same conversation, let alone sentence!!) Standing next to me is an actor i IMMEDIATELY recognize:
= Bruce McGill
So i got to share an elevator ride up with him. Naturally, i didnt mention that i like his work, nor did i say that he was always my favorite from MacGuyver...Why? Because i'm an idiot. We joked about the old guy downstairs. I then remarked about how blog-worthy the experience was, and he laughed! like for real laughing, not acting laughing; "blog away" says Bruce...oh and will there be a Macguyver reunion? no? ok just checking thanks new best friend.
So the sperm count has been low last 3 donations, and i was instructed to see another Doctor, this time The God of Sperm: Cappy Rothman. We went through a few questions, nothing alarming, so he did an ultrasound on my ball sack...found that i have: Varicocele. Crazy! So it's not totally dangerous, and doesnt promote cancer, it's only a problem if i want tons of kids. No i dont. But its also a problem if i wanna donate sperm 3 times a week, i'll now have to abstain 4-5 days before each donation!! WHAT?! Or, if i want to spend $5,000 on surgery, there will be no problem the rest of my life. Too many questions, i'm not concerned, i'll duke it out, or something.
Anyway, i should probably go back to work.
So i go to the hospital on Century Park & Olympic, nice area, lots of rich jews. In the lobby while waiting for an elevator, I hear an old man shouting and mumbling (possibly in yiddish?) something about sex and Jerry Lewis (two topics i vehemently avoid having combined in the same conversation, let alone sentence!!) Standing next to me is an actor i IMMEDIATELY recognize:
= Bruce McGill
So i got to share an elevator ride up with him. Naturally, i didnt mention that i like his work, nor did i say that he was always my favorite from MacGuyver...Why? Because i'm an idiot. We joked about the old guy downstairs. I then remarked about how blog-worthy the experience was, and he laughed! like for real laughing, not acting laughing; "blog away" says Bruce...oh and will there be a Macguyver reunion? no? ok just checking thanks new best friend.
So the sperm count has been low last 3 donations, and i was instructed to see another Doctor, this time The God of Sperm: Cappy Rothman. We went through a few questions, nothing alarming, so he did an ultrasound on my ball sack...found that i have: Varicocele. Crazy! So it's not totally dangerous, and doesnt promote cancer, it's only a problem if i want tons of kids. No i dont. But its also a problem if i wanna donate sperm 3 times a week, i'll now have to abstain 4-5 days before each donation!! WHAT?! Or, if i want to spend $5,000 on surgery, there will be no problem the rest of my life. Too many questions, i'm not concerned, i'll duke it out, or something.
Anyway, i should probably go back to work.