Avian Flu
A funny thing happened yesterday. I was with a friend, Elise, in the mall and we were eating in the food court. We are chatting and things are normal, until all of a sudden this bird appears out of nowhere as is flapping wildly in front of us and appeared to be trying to make a landing on our table. Me and Elise jump from our chairs and retreat to a safe distance (we kind of flipped out, screamed explitives). The bird was small, just a little bigger than a humming bird, and it landed on Elise's cup of water. Then it procedes to stick its entire body into the cup of water while it's feet are still perched on the rim of the cup. Its drinking her water! wtf. Meanwhile everyone is staring at us wondering what the hell's going on. The bird probably drank for 5 seconds from the water and then flew away.
The most surprising thing was how bold this bird was. WE were the ones fleeing in a panic, and this bird was just like "I'll be drinking your water now, watch out!"
The most surprising thing was how bold this bird was. WE were the ones fleeing in a panic, and this bird was just like "I'll be drinking your water now, watch out!"