Mar 30, 2008 16:43
"Getting pregnant is a serious thing because it can lead to AIDS or pregnancy."
- A girl in my sixth period (this is her THESIS STATEMENT)
"Hello, how are you today? I'm talking about murders."
- A girl in my fifth period (this is her introductory sentence, after I've told her not to begin her essays this way the entire year)
And this is why I will have a heart attack when I'm 26.