oh my lord, so awesome!

[shlurpee]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, shlurpee sent to me...

Twelve sailboats snowboarding
Eleven tools surfing
Ten boots a-dancing
Nine bicycles camping
Eight waves a-piercing
Seven blackalicious a-skimboarding
Six goggles a-learning
Five fle-e-e-ea markets
Four tree houses
Three miles davis
Two sneaker pimps
...and a marijuana in a bank robbery.