Let’s JUMP on Facebook
Title: Let's JUMP on Facebook
Subtitle: What Happen?
Genre: Humor
Character: main Hey! Say! JUMP
Note: In this story, all member (excluding Ryuu) live at same house.
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Nakajima Yuto Uh, my stomach still felt funny…
Two hours ago • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yamada Ryosuke, Chinen Yuri, Yabu Kouta, Takaki Yuya, Okamoto Keito Yaotome Hikaru, and Inoo Kei like this.
Okamoto Keito You know what, I started to see my twins in here…
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Inoo Kei Eh, Keito? I don’t know you have a twin… Wait, twins?
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Okamoto Keito Not like that, Inoo-kun… I’m having mayor headache since morning. The world seem spinning in my head…
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Chinen Yuri *nodded* I know your feeling…
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Yabu Kota My kitchen… My kitchen… Poor my kitchen… *sulking in corner room*
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Takaki Yuya You should worry yourself than that stupid kitchen, Kota…
November 7 at 12.44 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
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Yabu Kota That kitchen’s not stupid! It’s Daiki who stupid in here!
November 7 at 12.46 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Inoo Kei, Okamoto Keito, Yaotome Hikaru, and Takaki Yuya like this.
Nakajima Yuto Uh, oh…
November 7 at 12.47 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
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Nakajima Yuto is now offline
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Inoo Kei Why is Yuto offline all of sudden? Yama-chan, you’re same room with him, right? What happen to him?
November 7 at 12.50 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yamada Ryosuke Ah, he went to toilet… going to puke… again.
November 7 at 12.51 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Chinen Yuri …*shook head* poor, Yuto-kun…
November 7 at 12.52 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
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Yaotome Hikaru He after all, was the first, right?
November 7 at 12.53 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Morimoto Ryutaro *suddenly appear* Emm, what happen to you guys?
November 7 at 12.55 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
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Chinen Yuri Mou, I’m jealous with you Ryuu… You didn’t there when ‘that’ happen ~
November 7 at 12.58 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
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Yamada Ryosuke That’s right!! You must suffer with us in that disaster!!
November 7 at 13.02 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
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Morimoto Ryutaro Wait, wait, wait… That? Suffer? Disaster? What are you talking about? *confused*
November 7 at 13.04 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
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Takaki Yuya *grinned* Then… Why you don’t come to our house and see yourself?
November 7 at 13.07 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
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Morimoto Ryutaro …… *whisper alone* Why I have bad feeling about this?
November 7 at 12.53 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
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Morimoto Ryutaro is now offline
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(after some minutes)
Morimoto Ryutaro Umm, you guys…… WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR KITCHEN?!!
November 7 at 1.15 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Morimoto Shintaro Nii-chan, what happen to their kitchen?
November 7 at 1.16 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
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Yabu Kota Haha, you really going there, huh?
November 7 at 1.18 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yaotome Hikaru You should ask Daiki about this.
November 7 at 1.19 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Morimoto Ryutaro Why Daiki-kun? And where is him? I don’t see him since beginning.
November 7 at 1.20 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Takaki Yuya Oh… He’s in hospital ~
November 7 at 1.21 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Nakayama Yuma Ehh, hospital? Why? And you’re not worried about him?
November 7 at 1.22 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
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Yamada Ryosuke Err, actually, Yuma-kun. I… no, ALL of us are in hospital right now. He’s in same room with Hikaru-kun.
November 7 at 1.23 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yaotome Hikaru *rolled eyes* Yeah… I had killed him since beginning if he didn’t unconscious right now.
November 7 at 1.24 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Morimoto Ryutaro Okay, okay, okay… I’m bit lost in here. What ACTUALLY happen?!!!
November 7 at 1.25 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
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Inoo Kei is now offline
Arioka Daiki is now offline
Okamoto Keito is now offline
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Morimoto Ryutaro He-hey you ignored me? Don’t go…
November 7 at 1.28 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
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Takaki Yuya is now offline
Yamada Ryosuke is now offline
Yabu Kota is now offline
Chinen Yuri is now offline
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Morimoto Ryutaro I said DON’T GO!!! *gets frustrated*
November 7 at 1.33 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
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~what actually happen~
It was nice morning to start their day…
BOOOMMMM
… or not.
Everyone in the house quickly run to the kitchen where an explosion could be heard. They looked at the kitchen which was neat, beautiful, glorious, sparkling-you get the idea-before they left. Now, the whole of room was very messy, the walls, floors, cabinets, stove, everything in there (image the room survived from storm). From thick black smoke in corner of room, Daiki appear with big smirk in his face. “Ah, you guys…good timing.”
Want or not, they step a back from they saw.
“Daiki-kun, what is that?” Yuto pointed the strange liquor in glass which Daiki holding. Wrong move, Yuto… wrong…
“This milkshake, of course… I made it from everyone. You can taste first, Yuto…”
Ryosuke whispered at Chinen, “Hey, Chii, is that pink?”
“No, I think it’s indigo,” Chinen answered.
Yuya tiptoed and squinted, “I think I see gray too.”
“You know what. I think I see all the basic colors there,” Keito said. And they nodded.
“Yuto,” Yabu tapped the younger boy’ shoulder, “Be careful,” he said with a serious expression.
Yuto nodded, “Wish me luck.” He swallowed thickly, and looked at rest of them. Slowly, he took the milkshakes, nodded, and…
Gulped it!
They waited and waited nervously. Yuto hadn’t moved from his positions. Their heart was racing as if there was a mad dog chasing them.
“So~?” Daiki broke the brooding silence.
Yuto thumped the glass on the counter, “Daiki-kun,, I think you should stop added something in anything you make again,” he fell down.
“ARGHHHHHH! HE’S PASSED OUT!”
“CALL DOCT- NO! CALL AMBULANCE!” Yuya filled the room with his voice.
“YUTO! BE STRONG!”
“Eh? Why’s Yuto sleep in here?” Daiki asked with innocent face. “Ah well, it’s your turn to drink this milkshake…” he approached the rest of them.
“Daiki, don’t dare!”
“Are you want all of us die?”
“Wahhh, Daiki-kun… Don’t come!”
“You have destroyed our kitchen, and now you want kill US!!!”
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So, all of them (including Daiki) somehow survive from Daiki’s poiso- *cough* milkshake and ended in hospital.
Note for themselves: Never let Daiki enter the kitchen again no matter what happen.
~Owari~