Top ways to annoy your rommate
1. Steal a fish tank. Fill it with apple juice an dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
2. Move oyur roommate's personal effects around. Start subtly. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything to the ceiling.
3. Sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for ten minutes. Then one day repeat the falling over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look sternly at the chair and say, "It's not funny anymore!"
4. Leave a declaration of war on your roommates desk. Include a list of grievances.
5. Whenever his/her parents call and ask for your rommate, breath into the phone for 5 seconds and then hang up.
6. Whenever the phone rings, get up and answer the door.
7. Give each wall a different name. Whenever you can't answer a problem, ask each of your walls. Write down their responses, then ask your ceiling for the final answer. Complain to your roommate that you don't trust the ceiling.
8. Sleep face down under your mattress on a bunk bed and stare down at your rommatethrough the springs.
9. Put peas in the toilet everytime you go to the bathroom.
10. Do all your homework in the bathroom, using the toilet seat as your desk.
2. Move oyur roommate's personal effects around. Start subtly. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything to the ceiling.
3. Sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for ten minutes. Then one day repeat the falling over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look sternly at the chair and say, "It's not funny anymore!"
4. Leave a declaration of war on your roommates desk. Include a list of grievances.
5. Whenever his/her parents call and ask for your rommate, breath into the phone for 5 seconds and then hang up.
6. Whenever the phone rings, get up and answer the door.
7. Give each wall a different name. Whenever you can't answer a problem, ask each of your walls. Write down their responses, then ask your ceiling for the final answer. Complain to your roommate that you don't trust the ceiling.
8. Sleep face down under your mattress on a bunk bed and stare down at your rommatethrough the springs.
9. Put peas in the toilet everytime you go to the bathroom.
10. Do all your homework in the bathroom, using the toilet seat as your desk.