What does little johnny think of himself ?
Something that my friend Sairam sent over to me. Parental Advisory required....
little johnny went to the pope's house for dinner with his parents ! in order to give respect to the pope his mom and dad speak to him with great respect ! mom says "pope the great , pass me the plate" ! then his dad says "pope the divine , pass me the wine" !! so little johnny thinks that he also has to speak the same way ! he wanted some dessert to be passed , so he says "pope the bastard , pass me the custard" !!!
little johnny is very foul mouthed , keeps using bad words in class ! the girls in his class hate him for that ! so one day all girls in his class decide to leave the class and go out if he utters something unacceptable again ! one fine day , the teacher asks all students to go back home , and on the way if they find something new , they will have to speak abt it the next day ! so the next day comes , and the teacher asks one by one to come up on stage and speak abt what they found ! first a girl comes up and speaks abt this new company being constructed near her house , and how her dad happens to be the ceo ! next a guy comes up and speaks abt this new restaurant coming up near his house , and that it serves italian food , which happens to be his favourite ! then little johnny comes up on stage and says " there is a new brothal coming up near my house" , immediatly all the girls in the class get up and leave - to this little johnny says "oh little whores , wait , its not started recruiting as yet"
Little Johnny was heard by his mother reciting his homework: "Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch...'" "Johnny !" shouted his mother. "Watch your language! You're not allowed to use the swearwords." "But, Mom," replied the boy, "that's what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it." Next day Johnny's mother went right into the classroom to complain. "Oh, heavens !" said the teacher. "That's not what I taught them. They're supposed to say, 'Two plus two, the sum of which is four.' "
little johnny went to the pope's house for dinner with his parents ! in order to give respect to the pope his mom and dad speak to him with great respect ! mom says "pope the great , pass me the plate" ! then his dad says "pope the divine , pass me the wine" !! so little johnny thinks that he also has to speak the same way ! he wanted some dessert to be passed , so he says "pope the bastard , pass me the custard" !!!
little johnny is very foul mouthed , keeps using bad words in class ! the girls in his class hate him for that ! so one day all girls in his class decide to leave the class and go out if he utters something unacceptable again ! one fine day , the teacher asks all students to go back home , and on the way if they find something new , they will have to speak abt it the next day ! so the next day comes , and the teacher asks one by one to come up on stage and speak abt what they found ! first a girl comes up and speaks abt this new company being constructed near her house , and how her dad happens to be the ceo ! next a guy comes up and speaks abt this new restaurant coming up near his house , and that it serves italian food , which happens to be his favourite ! then little johnny comes up on stage and says " there is a new brothal coming up near my house" , immediatly all the girls in the class get up and leave - to this little johnny says "oh little whores , wait , its not started recruiting as yet"
Little Johnny was heard by his mother reciting his homework: "Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch...'" "Johnny !" shouted his mother. "Watch your language! You're not allowed to use the swearwords." "But, Mom," replied the boy, "that's what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it." Next day Johnny's mother went right into the classroom to complain. "Oh, heavens !" said the teacher. "That's not what I taught them. They're supposed to say, 'Two plus two, the sum of which is four.' "