30th Note

May 14, 2011 18:15

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[The camera pans across several shopping bags, including one obviously from a lingerie store, and a few shoe boxes. One of the upside down shoe boxes moves a little and Beast, Curt's cat, pokes his not-entirely-attractive head out for a moment. The camera then points over to the bathroom sink, which is home to a scattered assortment of ( Read more... )

curse: affected, [curse] grab bag, actually sort of awesome, the beast, *stephen, [curse] gender switch, *campbell, tits!, hey there, dramatic reveal, *demyx

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RM action...? loonyandproud May 15 2011, 02:48:13 UTC
[Campbell was asleep. Briefly. For once. During the day. Which means he woke up after Curt had left on his marvellous shopping excursion. And then went and bought lunch. And then messed about and THEN came home.]

I'm back if you are!

[He yells this. It's a very slight, vague precaution in case Curt ever cares about being subtle, is sleeping with someone, and wants to move them, say, out of the living room.]

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RM action!! shiverandsing May 15 2011, 02:56:04 UTC
[If Curt ever cares about being subtle, it is not this day. He (she?) emerges from the bathroom, and leans up against the door frame flirtatiously.]

Hi, Campbell.

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RM action!! loonyandproud May 15 2011, 03:04:35 UTC
[....Campbell doesn't get it. In fact, he figures this is one of Curt's conquests, who, for some reason, Curt has given his name to. So he smiles flirtatiously back, and does a kind of gawky lean on the wall whilst cocking an eyebrow.]

Hello. You've got a leg up on me cos I don't know your name.

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RM action!! shiverandsing May 15 2011, 03:10:41 UTC
[Curt grins and wonders how long it would be fair to keep this up.]

Actually, you do. But you're welcome to get a leg up on me any time.

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RM action!! loonyandproud May 15 2011, 03:13:32 UTC
[Campbell's eyes widen. And then a massive grin spreads across his face. He sucks at staying flirty.]

What, really?

[Wait, no, wait.]

Hang on, I...met you before? And I don't remember you, or your name?!

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RM action!! shiverandsing May 15 2011, 03:28:38 UTC
[Curt frowns, but is pretty close to bursting out laughing.]

You don't remember? I'm hurt.

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RM action!! loonyandproud May 15 2011, 03:31:33 UTC
[...oh jesus, pissing off the hot girl.]

Well....y'do look a wee bit familiar but...I dunno, I coulda been pished?

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RM action!! shiverandsing May 15 2011, 03:45:06 UTC
Oh, well, yeah, I guess you must have been, considering what happened with the midget.

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RM action!! loonyandproud May 15 2011, 03:47:12 UTC
[This doesn't faze Campbell. He's just surprised he doesn't remember this at all.] What happened with the midget?

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RM action!! shiverandsing May 15 2011, 03:50:26 UTC
[Curt can't quite come up with anything good enough, he shakes his head and laughs.]

Campbell, it's meeeeeeee!

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RM action!! loonyandproud May 15 2011, 03:54:14 UTC
[....but he doesn't know who 'me' IS.
Oh, no, wait, he totally gets it. Probably.]

...Curt?

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RM action!! shiverandsing May 15 2011, 04:02:39 UTC
Yeah! I finally got hit with this curse.

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RM action!! loonyandproud May 15 2011, 04:05:15 UTC
Christ you make a sexy woman.

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RM action!! shiverandsing May 15 2011, 04:23:00 UTC
...Wanna see my tits?

[It's like an experiment. Will Campbell as the control condition, idek.]

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RM action!! loonyandproud May 15 2011, 04:25:51 UTC
[.....how is that even a question?]

Aye!

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RM action!! shiverandsing May 15 2011, 04:33:41 UTC
[Curt removes his shirt with a not necessarily sexy TA-DA! motion, but then presentation is probably besides the point. He is not wearing a bra.]

I believe in sharing.

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