NO SCHOOL!
Yay, classes were canceled because of the snow....wait, no, because there is a patch of ice on the ground. Regardless of which, no classes rock face! I definitely need the extra day to finish my work; however, I am not motivated to do my work, which is unfortunate. Anyway, continuing my procrastination, I have decided to make a list of "You know you are a friend of my brother if..." (Props to Maggie for coming up with the idea.)
You know you are a friend of my brother if...
1. You are wildly obsessed with "Star Wars" and have been since the day you were born.
2. You are a member of a dating service, and actually believe you can find love on it.
3. You are 25 years old and still live with your parents.
4. You are a slutty girl that looks like a drag queen.
5. You are a Ukrainian bitch.
6. You are an 18 year old psycho who stalks men in hopes of making their lives as tragic as your own.
7. You cannot make a decision about your life to save your life.
8. You make voodoo dolls of your ex's.
9. You belong to a cult of some sort, and are looking for new recruits.
And the ultimate:
10. You are sued by an ex-friend who claims you made her have seizures, Judge Judy picks up on the story, and thus your freakish existence is broadcast for all the world to see.
You know you are a friend of my brother if...
1. You are wildly obsessed with "Star Wars" and have been since the day you were born.
2. You are a member of a dating service, and actually believe you can find love on it.
3. You are 25 years old and still live with your parents.
4. You are a slutty girl that looks like a drag queen.
5. You are a Ukrainian bitch.
6. You are an 18 year old psycho who stalks men in hopes of making their lives as tragic as your own.
7. You cannot make a decision about your life to save your life.
8. You make voodoo dolls of your ex's.
9. You belong to a cult of some sort, and are looking for new recruits.
And the ultimate:
10. You are sued by an ex-friend who claims you made her have seizures, Judge Judy picks up on the story, and thus your freakish existence is broadcast for all the world to see.