Sooo it's official I'm a whore

Mar 16, 2004 18:58

I was walking back from my advising appointment in North Campus today, minding my own business, when suddenly I was approached by a rather good-looking guy. He told me that he was selling magazines for a fund raiser and asked if I would be interested in ordering one. We sat and talked for a while, I could tell that he was a little full of himself and that he was trying extra hard to turn on the charm. One of the first things he said to me was that if he sells the most magazines he wins $1,000 and a trip to Acapulco (sp?). He asked me if I had ever been there and then he asked if I would go with him if he won. I jokingly said sure, and he said it would mean cuddling and kissing under waterfalls on the first date. He then proceeded to ask how old I was and if I had a boyfriend. I told him that I was 19 and did not. When he found out that I was single he got this shocked look on his face then he said, "Are guys just blind or gay around here? You are cute as hell." He said that he was actually on his way to his ride when he saw me and decided that I was too cute to pass up. Through out all of this I just thought that this was something he did to all the girls to get them to buy his magazines. He said that he usually just goes up to the girls with the prada bags and askes them for money. I asked if that actually works, and he said, "Yes because I'm cute and charming." He proceeded to tell me that he was from Chicago and blunt "as hell." He then said that he was going to be in town for two weeks and asked if he could take me to dinner. I said sure and gave him my number. Every now and then he would look away from me saying that he could not look at me because I was so pretty. For the record this has NEVER happened to me before, and I was loving every minute. He continued to talk and flirt for a bit, then he asked what I would do if he kissed me. He asked if I would slap him. I said he would have to try his luck, so he did...he wasn't too bad either....then he said you didn't slap me. I guess he took that as an invitation for more, so about 30 mins later I finally said that I had to go, which he made very hard to do because every time I tried to leave he would pull me back. He asked if I had ever kidnapped a cute sales man before, I said no, and he said, "My name is Terry, can I be the first?" I kept telling him that I had never done anything like this before. He thought that made him special, it certainly made him unforgettable. So, I kept telling him that I had to go and he kept on asking me why, so I said, "Because I don't even know you." At that point people began to stare more so than they had been, considering we were outside in a public place. Terry said, "That's a great thing to yell while we are kissing." We laughed, mainly from embarrassment. After about the ninth time telling him that I had to go he finally let me and told me he would call me soon. The End....for now.
Disclaimer: I have never done anything like this before, and it will probably never happen again. However, it makes for a good story.
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