Movie quotes meme
Steaked from commonlogic
1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. No Googling/using IMDb search functions.
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1. I don't know what they said; I only know that they met. What do you want me to do, kill 'em? If you want me to kill 'em, I'll kill 'em. I don't have to kill 'em, but I'd like to kill 'em... I killed Ashley Wentworth; another killing or two won't make a difference... It would make me happy... I'd like to kill 'em both... I think it'd be better if I kill 'em both... Well, let me kill just one then... Whichever one you want... Alright, I'll wait. But the minute you say kill 'em, I'll kill 'em. I'll love to kill 'em. It would give me immense pleasure. High Anxiety trisha_baby
2. Shoot and gut every animal in the park. Their stomachs might contain something that could be a clue. Donate the meat to charity. The hides can be turned into warm socks for the poor. Grind up the bones for dog food. I want nothing wasted.
3. Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
4. I dreamed he got down to that place Boss Howell talked about, that Mouseville place. I dreamed there was kids, and how they laughed at his tricks! My! I dreamed those two little blonde-headed girls were there. They 'us laughing, too. I put my arms around 'em and sat 'em on my knees, and there 'us no blood comin' outta their hair and they 'us fine. We all watch Mr. Jingles roll that spool, and how we did laugh. Fit to bust, we was.
5. Now you are going to go up to her and tell her the following, "I'm sorry I was so rude before but it's difficult for me to express myself when I am on the verge of exploding in my pants."
6. Put him in a straitjacket and give him an enema! Wait, give him an enema first, then put him in a straitjacket! Dracula: Dead and Loving It anon
7. One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with... Marie Antoinette and her little sister. Toy Story lyricalrawr
8. Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now. Kill Bill Vol. 1 isaw_on_sticks
9. Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.
10. The game starts now. You have to score one thousand points. If you do that, you take home a tank with a big gun. Each day, we will announce the scores from that loudspeaker. The one who has the fewest points will have to wear a sign that says "Jackass" on his back. There are three ways to lose points. One, turning into a big crybaby. Two, telling us you want to see your mommy. Three, saying you're hungry and want something to eat.
11. It wasn't God who gave me this face! It was you, setting the timers for three minutes instead of six. GoldenEye anon
12. I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas.
13. What are they? It's pretty goddamn obvious what they are. Lab coats, badges, those people used to work here!
14. The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I'm sorry, we seem to be having some technical difficulties. Bruce Almighty lyricalrawr
15. I'm on my feet for about ten minutes before the cops kick them out from under me. They don't ask me any questions. They just keep knocking the crap out of me and waving a confession in my face. And I keep spitting blood all over it and laughing at how many fresh copies they come up with. Then along comes this worm assistant district attorney who turns the recorder off and says if I don't sign their confession, they'll kill my mom. I break his arm in three places and I sign it. Sin City lyricalrawr
16. You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? Austin Powers commonlogic
17. I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive. Happy Gilmore anon
18. Well, hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you, pal. You ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.
19. That's nonsense! I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the devil! The Waterboy chakichu
20. You mean this isn't the first time a crime lord asked you to kill the gay son of a rival gangster to pay off a debt that belongs to a friend whose place you're staying in as a result of losing your job, your apartment, and finding your girlfriend in bed with another guy? Lucky Number Slevin lyricalrawr
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On an unrelated note, Chapter 11 is now officially finished, but still needs revising and betaing. It should be up shortly!
1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. No Googling/using IMDb search functions.
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1. I don't know what they said; I only know that they met. What do you want me to do, kill 'em? If you want me to kill 'em, I'll kill 'em. I don't have to kill 'em, but I'd like to kill 'em... I killed Ashley Wentworth; another killing or two won't make a difference... It would make me happy... I'd like to kill 'em both... I think it'd be better if I kill 'em both... Well, let me kill just one then... Whichever one you want... Alright, I'll wait. But the minute you say kill 'em, I'll kill 'em. I'll love to kill 'em. It would give me immense pleasure. High Anxiety trisha_baby
2. Shoot and gut every animal in the park. Their stomachs might contain something that could be a clue. Donate the meat to charity. The hides can be turned into warm socks for the poor. Grind up the bones for dog food. I want nothing wasted.
3. Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
4. I dreamed he got down to that place Boss Howell talked about, that Mouseville place. I dreamed there was kids, and how they laughed at his tricks! My! I dreamed those two little blonde-headed girls were there. They 'us laughing, too. I put my arms around 'em and sat 'em on my knees, and there 'us no blood comin' outta their hair and they 'us fine. We all watch Mr. Jingles roll that spool, and how we did laugh. Fit to bust, we was.
5. Now you are going to go up to her and tell her the following, "I'm sorry I was so rude before but it's difficult for me to express myself when I am on the verge of exploding in my pants."
6. Put him in a straitjacket and give him an enema! Wait, give him an enema first, then put him in a straitjacket! Dracula: Dead and Loving It anon
7. One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with... Marie Antoinette and her little sister. Toy Story lyricalrawr
8. Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now. Kill Bill Vol. 1 isaw_on_sticks
9. Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.
10. The game starts now. You have to score one thousand points. If you do that, you take home a tank with a big gun. Each day, we will announce the scores from that loudspeaker. The one who has the fewest points will have to wear a sign that says "Jackass" on his back. There are three ways to lose points. One, turning into a big crybaby. Two, telling us you want to see your mommy. Three, saying you're hungry and want something to eat.
11. It wasn't God who gave me this face! It was you, setting the timers for three minutes instead of six. GoldenEye anon
12. I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas.
13. What are they? It's pretty goddamn obvious what they are. Lab coats, badges, those people used to work here!
14. The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I'm sorry, we seem to be having some technical difficulties. Bruce Almighty lyricalrawr
15. I'm on my feet for about ten minutes before the cops kick them out from under me. They don't ask me any questions. They just keep knocking the crap out of me and waving a confession in my face. And I keep spitting blood all over it and laughing at how many fresh copies they come up with. Then along comes this worm assistant district attorney who turns the recorder off and says if I don't sign their confession, they'll kill my mom. I break his arm in three places and I sign it. Sin City lyricalrawr
16. You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? Austin Powers commonlogic
17. I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive. Happy Gilmore anon
18. Well, hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you, pal. You ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.
19. That's nonsense! I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the devil! The Waterboy chakichu
20. You mean this isn't the first time a crime lord asked you to kill the gay son of a rival gangster to pay off a debt that belongs to a friend whose place you're staying in as a result of losing your job, your apartment, and finding your girlfriend in bed with another guy? Lucky Number Slevin lyricalrawr
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On an unrelated note, Chapter 11 is now officially finished, but still needs revising and betaing. It should be up shortly!