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dragonszfriend First, write down the names of 12 characters (it's best when they're all from the same fandom). Then read and answer the questions. Don't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use or it won't be funny/amusing.
1. Pearl Fey
2. Matt Engarde
3. Miles Edgeworth
4. Damon Gant
5. Larry Butz
6. Franziska von Karma
7. Phoenix Wright
8. Gumshoe
9. Godot
10. Iris
11. Manfred von Karma
12. Maya Fey
1. Have you read a 6/11 (Franziska/Manfred) fic? Do you want to?
Um... DO NOT WANT T_T
2. Do you think 4 (Gant) is hot? How hot?
I'm afraid of what will happen to me if I say no...
3. What would happen if 12 (Maya) got 8 (Gumshoe) pregnant?
LOL!!! Good luck with that XD
4. Can you rec any fics about 9 (Godot)?
Not really. I pretty much only read PMS XD
5. Would 2 (Matt) and 6 (Franziska) make a good couple?
Matt: OH GAWD YES!!! PLEASE PUNISH ME HARDER!!! UGN!!! GUILTAAAAYYYY!!!
6. 5/9 (Larry/Godot) or 5/10 (Larry/Iris)? Why?
Larry/Iris. Cause Larry's not a gay man XD
7. What would happen if 7 (Phoenix) walked in on 2 (Matt) and 12 (Maya) having sex?
LOL that's a good question... I'm stumped. But I know Phoenix wouldn't be happy XD
8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 (Miles/Iris) fic.
Never happened.
9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 (Pearl/Gumshoe) fluff?
Probably.
10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 (Phoenix/Maya) hurt/comfort fic.
Um... Turnabout Sisters, basically XD
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Gant) to deflower 1 (Pearl)?
RAEP TIEM
12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 (Phoenix) slash?
LOL! I wonder :)
13. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 (Miles) het?
Err... NO XD
14. Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5 (Matt/Gant/Larry)?
I would! It would be so epic!!! ...No?
15. What might 10 (Iris) scream out at a moment of great passion?
OHHH DAHLIA!!!
16. If you wrote a songfic about 8 (Gumshoe), which song would you choose?
Oh god, I have no idea. Probably a Five Iron Frenzy song, cause the lyrics make no sense XD
17. If you wrote a 1/6/12 (Pearl/Franziska/Maya) fic, what would the warnings be?
Yuri, incest, pedophilia...?
18. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Matt) to use on 10 (Iris)?
Your beauty is as refreshing as a spring breeze. (haha)
19. When was the last time you read a fic about 5 (Larry)?
Does Faux count? If not, it would be that Grammar Nazi fic on the meme last week.
20. What's 6's (Franziska) super-secret kink?
Something involving her whip? Although I wouldn't call that super secret XD
21. Would 11 (Manfred) shag 9 (Godot)? Drunk or sober?
They'd both have to be drunk. Really drunk.
22. 1 (Pearl) and 9 (Godot) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Godot) suddenly runs off with 4 (Gant). 1 (Pearl), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (Manfred) and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 (Maya), then follows the wise advice of 5 (Larry) and finds true love with 3 (Miles).
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
AHAHAHAH GOOD FUCKING GOD XD I don't think it could get any more wrong!
The title? TEH WRONG
Who would read it? No one, cause there's no PMS :(
Who should write it? Cathryn, while she's drunk :P And I would beta!!!
23. How would you feel if 7/8 (Phoenix/Gumshoe) was canon?
I'd be sad for Edgeworth :'(
24. Who would make a better college professor: 6 (Franziska) or 11 (Manfred)?
Probably both. I would pity the poor students, though XD
99%??? This is unacceptable! GTFO my class!!!
25. Do you think 2 (Matt) is hot? How hot?
Maybe. In some kind of creepy way.
26. 12 (Maya) sends 8 (Gumshoe) on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?
She asks him to go buy a dozen burgers. The mission fails cause Gumshoe doesn't have enough money.
27. What would 5 (Larry) most likely be arrested for?
Stalking :P
28. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Phoenix) or 8 (Gumshoe)?
Ahahah, probably Gumshoe, seeing as he saved Phoenix's ass a few times XD