I know why you never hear about pirate-ninjas

[shiva_kun]

So my brain was doing its thing, which is being odd and random. In this instance, I was idly wondering who would win in a free-for-all brawl: zombies, ninjas, or pirates. I came to the conclusion that zombies would win, unless the zombies could retain aspects of their former personalities, in which case undead ninja-pirates would win

Comments

[c_zi]

You are mistaken. A ninja-pirate is a ninja that is just..on a ship. It's a little guy in all black that's mopping. A pirate-ninja is a gangsta ass pirate that knows kung fu. Pirate-ninjas do not fail at life. "That is all."