Jul 09, 2008 01:51
I succeeded in breaking one of those melons! Ah, do I get some kind of reward now? Cash would be nice. 156,804,000 yen, if possible? But that may be asking too much... Okay, what about 156,803,000 yen? That's more reasonable, yes? Please? ...Anybody? Ah, maybe I need to wait for it.
It was strange though. As the melon shattered, I remembered some....... disturbing memories. In one of them, I was forced to dress as a catgirl, and was nearly raped by a tiger and an old man... In the other one, I was a child talking to Santa. I asked why he never brought me any presents and his reply was... "Because your family is poor!" My family is poor?? What kind of reason is that?! But Santa said that those who work hard and strive for excellence with their own hands will be able to get whatever they want!! So this means I'm going to have to get a job! ...Actually, I think he said he still wouldn't bring me any presents!
Now I just need to find out where to get a job. Well, in the meantime, I have several pieces of this delicious melon if anybody wants to try it. I'm selling it for 1,000 yen a piece. Would anybody like some?