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You guys always laugh at me when I say I want to marry him. Its not fair. Whats wrong with falling in love with a celebrity who does not even know I exist. I had a dream about him okay, call me stupid, silly, whatever. I am going to marry him when I grow up.
My dream.
Janice and I, are rushing down to the airport to send Kim Bum off. We, being super bitchy and mean, offended the fans, and were being chased off by them. You know, at the airport, there are benches, so we decided to blend in with other people, and chose this bench with just this man there. So me and janice, hid there. And I grab the man on the same bench as us's hoodie. I used the sleeve of his hoodie to hide my face. He looked down, and gave me the WHAT-THE-HELL-ARE-YOU-DOING face, and I gave him the JUST-A-WHILE-PLEASE.
His face, though familiar, didnt register in my stupid brain. Just then, janice, grabbed my arm, pointed at the man, and stuttered ' o...m...g...its...him....'
I told her to shut it and continued hiding. I sniffed at the man's hoodie, and thought to myself, HOW NICE SMELLING.
FUCKING CRAZY fans saw us and started chasing us, I grabbed man in hoodie to this candy shop with janice. Whispered in his ear, ' pretend'
JANICE SOMEHOW, DISAPPEARED FROM MY DREAM.
I looked up at man in hoodie's face, OMG, ITS KIM BUM, FUCK FUCK, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO.
You know how weird dreams are, like when you wake up, certain parts are missing.
So anywhere, in my dream, we fell in love. Laugh all you want now, I dont care. We went to candy empire, in my dream and started buying candies. I know, so corny, but whatever. I am a sucker for corny stuff. We were in the queue to pay, and his agent tried to rush him, to ditch me, but he said the plane would wait for him, OH MY GAWD SO HOT. And then, he looked at his watch, and he seemed to lose a little confidence, and started panicking, and I tried to tease him by going,' Pay the woman infront of you 10 bux to let you cut queue lah' and he told me to shut up :(
So when it was finally our turn, he took out his card to pay for everything, and typed out his pin number, and the pin says,' SNICKERS' I gawked, and went, SNICKERS?!?! He nodded,' uh uh. My favourite'
So he left me with all the candy we bought, and rushed away to the departure hall.
I was left with a piece of paper with his number, the end.
After the dream, I kept trying to recall what the numbers were, but I cant.
Thats why, I am going to fly to korea, this end of year, and look for kim bum.
Sarang Hamnida Kim Bum! And janice, love, coz you listened to my dream, etc, etc.